Talking about the end of the world, my Mom just called me last week asking me if it's true that the world will end before Christmas. She sounded so worry and kept telling me to be careful. I laughed at her. She asked me why I laughed, at that time there were so many explanation that I have in my mind but I'm pretty sure it's gonna take shit load of time (My Mom is very clueless about what's going on in this world, she seems like she can never keep up with the modern world, she can't even text. Last time she tried to do it, she sent me 5 empty messages) and I was about to fry my egg and the pan was getting very hot, so I just told my Mom, 'No Mom, it will not end. Haha. Bye'.
I personally don't believe in any of the 'end of the world' prediction. The Mayan don't know shit, they didn't even have toilet paper back then, I don't trust people who don't use toilet paper. But I always think it's going to be fun if the world does end this year. You don't have to get up every morning to go to work, if you don't go to work, you don't get to meet your asshole boss or cunty manager or any of your annoying coworkers. You don't have to worry about your future anymore because there will be no future for you nor for everybody. You don't have to listen to Gangnam piece of dildo shit style again. You don't have to worry if Sir Alex is gonna retire and leave Manchester United. You don't have to worry about that acne on your face. You don't have to worry about bad hair day. In short, you don't even have to worry about nothing at all anymore.
But it's only IF the world ends this year, the truth is, it will not. The earth will soon end, I'm sure, but it won't be this year. So you're (and by you, I mean me) have to put up with all the shitty things that happen in this life and in our world generally. To lift up your (I mean mine) spirit, there are still good things that will happen: Manchester United lift their 20th EPL trophy, Leonardo diCaprio (finally) winning his Oscar, Kim Kardashian getting butt raped by a dolphin in the middle of the street, Fleet Foxes' new album, the long awaiting revelation of who was the asshole who raped Natalie Wood, Nikola Tesla's museum, Zombie outbreak, etc etc etc.
And with that I leave you with...
MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS.
2 comments:
This is one of the most badass blogs of all time. And that's why I've bookmarked it. But seriously, I have 2-3 in my bookmarks, and I know, blogs are dead and all, but damn this is some good reading! I love flipping through my bookmarks when I don't really feel like working (which is often but I can't tell that to anyone here). So very seldom I choose one I figure must be good, because I bookmarked it a long ass time ago, and enjoy.
Honestly, who really gives a shit if you have zero comments. That doesn't mean people don't see your posts. I gave up on editing mine, cause I was writing to others more than to myself, and I enjoyed it until I realized no one reads or even sees my blogs. So I gave up. But if i decided to write to myself, and fuck everybody else, well it just might be enjoyable to do. And if/when people stumble upon it, they might enjoy themselves as well. I do, with your material. it is fucking hilarious and ridiculous, and truthful, and so much interesting content, it's unreal. For real. I love it.
So I urge you to continue your writing because there are people (like me) that love reading this shit. Or at the very least don't kill it anytime soon. It's like a good book (and I don't read books, well, maybe like 5 or 6 in my lifetime so far, and I'm basically middle aged, or not quite since we live longer now, or most of us hope to)...and I can pick it up and read it whenever I want because blogger hosts it, and now blogger is Google (I think?) which won't die anytime soon. Basically, thanks for keeping this blog out there for me to enjoy; I sincerely appreciate it. Hope to read more soon. BTW I've not even read but the first page so far, in bits and pieces when time permits. So I know I have lots more to look forward to, even if it's older material.
Also BTW: you're right about In the Mood and The Fall, movies...such badass cinematography it is ridiculous. Gourgeous stuff for sure. Thanks for the other titles in that post, I will check those out now that I know about them.
Take 'er easy,
Jake
Holy shit snacks, thanks a lot Jake. Really appreciate it. And now I feel bad for abandoning my blog, I'm gonna try to write again starting from this month (or maybe next month)(or maybe the month after that). Cheers, Jake.
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