Stupid facebook status parade

I like Facebook, but not always, especially when I opened my home and found some stupid status. Those people really tempted me to click "remove as friend" button, but somehow I didn't click it cause everybody deserve second chance (or maybe third/fourth chance.. ).

Alright, stupid status here means that when you're in a deep shit or caught into something, instead of telling to the person you're having problem with/clarify your intention, you update your status continuously. For example:

the case: Jesus is annoyed with his friend Mother Theresa who acts like a pain in the ass in front of him. Instead of go straight to Mother Theresa, he keeps updating his facebook status.

Jesus: God, she's so annoying.
(5 minutes later)
Jesus: Will you stop doing that, bitch.
(3 minutes later)
Jesus: Seriously, if you keep doing that I'm gonna call your Mom.
(4 minutes later)
Jesus: That's it. I'm calling your Mom.

But again, that's only an example... Of course, Jesus doesn't have any Facebook account (but he does got lots of fan pages) and Mother Theresa would never act like that in front of Jesus. (I hope I dont enter hell for using Jesus and Mother Theresa for my example).

It's Showgirl!

I finally got to see Showgirl last night. It was actually not as bad as what the critics had said. Yeah, I guess they just did not like the fact that the movie's quarter part was full of topless women and they were busy to hide the movie so that their children wouldn't find the movie. FAIL.

First of all, I don't think the movie is really that great but all I'm saying is the movie is not that bad. In fact, it has been considered a cult movie. I couldn't agree more about that.

I'm not gonna give you any summary or shit like that, internet is so cheap nowadays, just Google this movie so you'll get full review from IMDB/any film sites.. or it'll be better if you just watch it yourself.

George Melies, my Man...

George Melies was a pure genius. He made movies even before movie-making-thing get popular. One of his popular work is A Trip to the Moon. The movie is about group of scientist's trip to the moon. They found aliens who lived there and tried to capture them (maybe it was like: Who the fuck are you people? what the fuck are you doing here? get lost or else..). They got captured but succeeded to escape. One of the most popular images still from that movie is this first picture:

Aww, fuck! that hurts.

but If I have to choose which one is my fave, it'll be Le Diable Noir. It's very funny and moreover I like it because it's simple and short.



If you're so desperate to watch it, just go to youtube. They got lots of Melies' works there.

Say Cheese and Die!

One picture is worth a thousand screams.

Shiite.. Apparently, this is the real title for my most fave Goosebumps' series "Bergaya Sebelum Mati". I've been looking for it everywhere and thanks again to Mr. Google for saving a cat before I kill one. I have forgotten the story but I do remember clearly the cover and how much I love this series. You can't really blame me cause the last time I read the book, I was still in 5th grade. I remember spending my childhood reading R.L. Stine's Goosebumps and Fear Street.. I don't read books anymore nowadays, thanks to Internet.

It's a sad sad week

It's been awhile since I posted my last post.. My world collapsed few days ago, thanks to asshole Chelsea and Bayern Muenchen who beat Manchester United. I was so sad that I couldn't post anything at all.. It's amazing how sad you can be when your team got defeated. This really reminds of that movie Big Fan, only sport fan can understand what the lead character felt in that movie.. To end the post, I just wanna say Fuck you very much Chelsea and Bayern Muenchen, you guys are asshole.

That was not 1999 in reverse, so shut the fuck up!

'Where were you when Solskjaer put the ball in the Germans net?'

The commentator in Man United's quarterfinal game against Muenchen kept saying that the game was 1999 in reverse. Yeah, they got few stuff in common but I repeat again, that was not 1999 in reverse! Here are the differences:

1. It's quarterfinal game, not final.
2. We still got second leg
3. None of Man United player were crying like a baby when the game was over.
4. The gap between the 2 goals were too long unlike the 1999 final when Sheringham and Solskjaer's goals gap which was only like a minute.

so, Mr. Commentator, shut the fuck up.