the amazing incredibly super duper awesome Year end personal list

Holy hell, it's been awhile since I the last time I opened my incredibly amazing blog (lol.. wut?). The world just celebrated Christmas and New Year is coming within 2 days to rape your bank account with the party bill. Anyway, to end this year, I'm gonna make some lists about movies. These are personal lists, so if you don't like it you can insult mine and then you can make your own personal lists so I can insult back. It's a win win and everybody's happily insulting each other. Before I started, I need to inform that I haven't watched Black Swan, King's Speech, Winter's Bone and 127 Hours, and Rabbit Hole, so the list still can be changed.

The Most Entertaining Movies (not in order):

1. Twilight 'Eclipse'.... lol, just kidding, that movie sucks major donkey balls. It's Toy Story 3.

Okay, just because the title always reminds you of the old Toy Story--a children movie--that doesn't mean that this one is for children too. I can guarantee you that this one is also suitable for an adult. You can apply this movie to your own life, I meant, we all used to have our favorite toys (even if your parents are so cheap, and the only toy that you ever had was a tiny rock that you found lying on the street near public restroom and it smelled funny too) and a phase where you grew up and finally left all the childhood toys behind. Have you ever thought about what would your toys felt when you left them? I didn't, but this movie made me thought about it.

2. Kick Ass

See my lame review about the movie, here.

3. Scott Pilgrim vs the World

"We are sex Bob-Omb and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!" Apart from the kick ass soundtrack and the quotable lines in the movies, this underrated piece of germs is shitload of geeky and pop culture fun!

The Best Endings (not in order):

1. Splice

It started just an okay, in the end this movie will probably gross you out or maybe even fuck your mind up. I did enjoy watching this because my mind got its own shield protection and can not be fucked up easily, I was born that way and I never complain. lol. I'm not a major fan of sci fi movies, but this one's pretty under underrated. To simplified everything, just imagine that you are watching a darker and more serious version of Species with less sex scene and shocking ending.

2. Ghost Writer

Okay, I gotta admit, I almost fell asleep while watching the movie but the ending left me saying, 'holy shit, dude...'. Even though the movie's pretty good, I still can not forgive Roman Polanski for being such an asshole pedo.

3. Remember Me

It was surprisingly a good drama. All actors even the footface, Robert Pattinson were doing a great job in building the intensity of the movie. I was surprised that I did enjoy the movie, esp. the ending. Lots of people bitch about the ending, I am one of those little group of human race that actually love the ending.

The Biggest Fails (not in order):

1. Last Airbender

M. Night Shyamalamaladingdong really fucked up the decent material that he got. I'm not a fan of Aang but I do watch it sometimes and it's really not bad and I can see why lots of people like it. When I heard that they were gonna make this into a movie with real person and shit, I was "okay, that sounds fun". But then BAM! Fucking hell, from the very first 10 mins I knew that this movie was gonna be a painful experience. Fuck you once again, M Night Shyamalamaladingdong! First you stole 2 hours of my life when I watched the Happening now you stole another hour of my life.

2. The Expendables

Shit, Sly... You got yourself a dream cast for all action movies, but why did you fuck the movie up!? Fuck. The movie would have been better had they given it to be directed by a better director. What a shame.

3. Clash of the Titans

This movie is no Jason and the Argonauts. Everything just seems so dull even the lead cast, Sam Worthington. The guy was the lead cast in the highest grossing movie of all time and also the most overrated movie last year, he also took part in the new Terminator movie but still lots of people don't even know his existence. At first the movie looked very nice, you know with all the cool poster and trailer but then I tried to watch it and found nothing interest me. That's sad because I'm a huge fan of movie based on ancient Greek legend.

The Best Performances (not in order):

1. Chloe Moretz as Hit-Girl (Kick Ass)

She's that little girl in the movie Big Momma's House and also Tom Hansen's wise sister from movie 500 Days of Summer but not many people notice that, and then she starred in Kick Ass as Hit-Girl, BAM! Everybody turned their head and said, "Holy shit, that girl is awesome!". (Source: Personal experience). I do believe she's gonna be something in the future, let's just hope fame and fortune in Hollywood won't fuck her up like they did to Britney Spears, Lindsay lohan, etc etc etc.

2. Emma Stone as Olive (Easy A)

The first time Emma Stone got to be the lead cast and she did it awesomely. It's like a one man (or more like girl?) show for her. She's got the perfect comedic timing and carried the movie herself. They also got another funny lady here, Lisa Kudrow, but Emma got all the attention and she really deserves it. She's the next big thing, you just wait.

3. Tahar Rahim as Malik El Djebena (Un prophète)

Like Emma Stone, this is his first role as lead actor in a big screen and the guy did it awesomely too. Some even said that he's the next Al Pacino, that is awesome, I mean how many actor got that kind of compliment in their first role as lead actor. Another rising star in European Cinema.

Well, that's it for now. My brain has stopped working again, like usual. I'm trying to make the same list about music but since music is way too wide to cover, I'm still considering whether to do it or not. Happy fucking New Year, btw.

It's almost Christmas and Hitler was gay (not that there's anything wrong about that)

No post last month, not at all. I was busy saving the alien from being abducted by the Earth people last month. The Earth people did not success and once again the universe is in peace. No need to thank me.

So, it's almost Christmas, well, it's actually still like almost a month away, but I already practicing how to celebrate the mighty holiday season by waking up at 12 am for the past 3 days, watching too many movies and basically doing nothing but dreaming about having a decent job to replace the shitty job that I have now.

and ow yeah, Hilter was gay (again, not that there's anything wrong about that) as seen in the documentary Hidden Fuhrer: Hitler's Sexuality. The style of the documentary is just okay but the whole topic about Hilter being gay is very interesting. I already knew that the guy was gay after I read his biography. The problem with him being gay is that back in the World War II, the Nazi put the homosexuals to the concentration camp and don't you think it's so fucking ironic since their own leader was also ghey? The docu even showed some evidence that Hitler used to be ghey gigolo. Wow, what an upgrading career he got there, from gigolo to president. What a man, ladies and gentlemen, what a man!

I'm pretty sure Hitler is gonna get a nice present from Santa this year because he hasn't killed anybody at all this year... or maybe he doesn't do that because he's dead? whatever.

Ironically, Santa is the naughty one this year. Bad Santa, go sit in the corner!

Hello there, ween!

Today's Halloween.

That's right, today's halloween. It's the perfect time to dress like a retard and nobody will laugh at you. But this year's Halloween is more stupid than previous Halloween, because this year Lady (or Sir?) Gaga and that muff cabbage, Snooki became the top Halloween costume. I can understand if Lady (or Sir?) Gaga became the top costume choice, you know with all the crazy dress (meat dress = PETA can kiss Gaga's ass). she (or he?) smokes too many fashion crack and by the time she got 35, she's prolly gonna get OD (no more Pokerface?)... but with this muff cabbage, Snooki? what the shit? why?? she looks like she just got raped by bucket of orange. And she's basically famous for being repulsive and useless. Or let's just forget about this stupid matter and see these funny Halloween costume cause it's more entertaining.

This baby's got hardcore parents

Hagrid first saw Fluffy when it was still like this.

Humiliation knows no boundaries.

Not so funny if it's a real bomb, eh?

Fucking WIN

Hands down to Heidi Klum.

Best Music Video (part 1)

I got myself a personal list of best music video ever made. They're from various bands or musicians. Alright, cut the crap, here's the list (it's actually because I don't know what else to say). They're not in order cause I can't really tell which one is the best.

1. Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing
Aw.. this music video is super awesome, I guess I've seen this more than 10 times and I still love it. You don't need fancy set or shit like that to make an interesting music video. Most people in youtube like the "Bang Boom" part, I like it too cause it's hilarious but my fave part is the "Oh Oh Oh" part.. so funny.



2. Daft Punk - Faster Harder Better Stronger
I'm not sure if this is the official music video of the song. However, the guy who came out with the idea of making this video is awesome. At first I was like "wth is this?" but then as the singing started I couldn't stop watching. Fucking awesome. There's also another version of this song, if this one's called Daft Hand, the other is called Daft Body but I prefer this one.



3. Prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up
A music video with a twist. You'll probably say: "Fuck." after you've seen the ending. This video was banned from MTV cause of the sexual content in the video, and if you're not yet 18, don't watch this or watch this but don't tell anyone that you watch it here. You wont find the official video clip on youtube cause it's been banned from youtube too.


The Prodigy - Smack my bitch up (Uncensored Video)
Uploaded by Shelest. - Watch more music videos, in HD!

4. OK GO - Here We Go Again
This one is actually kinda funny. Apart from the catchy song, the treadmill routine is really enjoyable to watch. I once watched OK GO performing this song in a music award (can't really remember which music award but I'm pretty sure it's MTV's) and they were successfully doing the treadmill routine live! Damn.



Alright, that's it for part 1. I'll come back some other time with part 2.. some other time means that there's no limit of time, so I can probably post the part 2 next 5 years or next 5 minutes.

August Underground's Mordum is God-damn-it-ly sick

Holy fucking shit, I thought Sweet Movie was the most disturbing movie that I've ever seen. I watched this sick fuck movie last week and this so far is the most disturbing one. You just name the sickness, they got it. you can find from incest to Necrophilia in this movie. Here's the plot of the movie:

The film depicts a dysfunctional love triangle of sorts between the volatile lead from the original August Underground (portrayed by Toetag founder Fred Vogel), his maniacal girlfriend and partner-in-crime Crusty (Cristie Whiles), and Crusty's animalistic brother, dubbed Maggot (Michael Schneider). As Maggot's mental facilities decline and competition with Vogel's character for the affections of Crusty mounts, tensions simmer before coming to full boil at Mordum's climax: Maggot manages to wrestle Vogel's knife out of his hands and then proceeds to cut his own throat before the film cuts to static.

There are actually three movies from August Underground series, and after I watched this one, I'm not quite sure if I want to watch the other 2 movies... (but I still might watch them, my mind changes as fast as Superman changes his costume). August Underground is a snuff movie and I do believe that's why it looks more disturbing cause it looks more real than the other movies that usually made in studio.

Anyway, It's not that I like sick movies or what, i'm just a curious kid and I wanna see if the movie's as sick as what people said. Take Salo for example, lots of people said that it's the sickest movie ever made and don't watch it if you are pussy. To be quite honest, I find that movie's kinda funny, all the sick scenes are not that sick actually. Or maybe Cannibal Holocaust.. pfffttt. hahaha. I can't never see the differences between one cannibal movie with another cannibal movie. They all looks pretty stupid and fake. I never find myself disgusted with cannibal movies, I'm more disgusted with their personal hygiene (Seriously, now I sound just like Patrick Bateman).

At last, If you fainted after you've watched Hills Have Eyes or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, just prepare pills for your heart attack and maybe death will if you want to see this movie. Ciao.

Mash Up is sick

No, Mash Up is not a person nor a cat. and he's not dying on the cold bed in the hospital. For you who do not know what mash up is, I'm gonna do you all a favor by quoting from Urban Dictionary (fuck Longman and Oxford dictionary).

v. To take elements of two or more pre-existing pieces of music and combine them to make a new song. n. A song comprised of elements of two or more pre-existing pieces of music.
2. I'm in the middle of mashing-up songs by Tom Jones and Michael Jackson. (verb usage)

1. I'll play my mash-up of Tom Jones and Michael Jackson at the club tomorrow night. (noun usage)

Sick here got two meaning, one is positive and the other is you know what it is and I'm just too lazy to type the word but instead I'm typing longer words now (teh fuck, right?). Anyway, the positive meaning means that the mash up is a great successful mash up. Here is an example of a great successful mash up:



click this word below this sentence to download the mp3
words below the above sentence (lol.. wut?)

and this is not so successful mash up



huh? where's the mash up? The answer is that I'm way too lazy to find one cause they're suck and I don't like spending time looking for bad mash up on the net. So instead I posted Musically oblivious 8th grader, cause it's much more fun than listening to lame mash up, amirite? yes.

You can also check out this site www.mashupciti.com, it's a pretty good site, but not as good as my blog (OMG, I just made one of the biggest lie ever spoken by a human being).

so, to end the post, I'm just gonna write a period cause you can't end a sentence without a period.

PS. check out DJ Earworm's other videos in youtube.
PPS. Musically blah blah blah grader is pretty funny but not as funny as Advice Dog.
PPS. It's 2 am in the morning and I'm hungry.

Movies, lots of movies

Unfuckingbelieable, look how time flies. We're already at the end of this forgettable month. Now let's talk about movie, it's been a while since I talked about movie. The last movie that I watched was Ozu's Late Spring (1949) but I'm sure most of you are not familiar with that so let's just leave it and pretend that I never said it. I'm not gonna talk about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels either cause it's just plain boring. or you know what, let's just give rating to movies.

Late Spring : 4 solid star.

(not for everybody's taste but I just love it)

Lock, Stock and two boring barrels: 2 solid stars.

(huh?)

American Psycho: 3,5 stars.

(Bale is a sick fuck and that's a compliment)

Splice: 3,5 stars.

(lol @ the mutan/alien/whatever they call it having sex with both of the lead casts).

The Other Guys: 2 stars

(I has sad... I was expecting more)

The Sleeping Dictionary: 3,5 stars.

(Jessica Alba at her best, I mean her hottest. Plus point was also given cause they spoke Malay)

Planet Terror: 3,5 stars

(one legged stripper with gun attached to her leg killing disgusting zombies? pure win.)

Sex and the City 2: 3 stars

(I kinda enjoyed everything except SJP's face)

Ghost Writer: 3,5 stars

(Fucking amazing ending, but the story is plain boring)

Transylmania: a fucking solid half star.

(fucking trash is prolly the worst movie of the year so far)

Tabu: a Story of the South Seas: 4 stars

(I love the beautiful scenes)

Bomb it: 4 stars

(I love graffiti, beautiful graffiti not crappy graffiti)

Pierrot le Fou: 3,5 stars

(I kinda disappointed, I still love Breathless and Une femme est une femme more)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God: 4 stars

(fucking sweet)

The Human Centipede: 3 stars

(Not as sick as I expected, not gore enough)

I Spit on Your Grave: 3 stars

(Rape her, beat her. she'll have her revenge by hanging your head, axing your head off, cutting off your dick and hitting you with speedboat. It's a win win)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original version): 4 stars

(fucking creepy as fuck)

Young @ Heart: 4,5 stars

(best rock n roll movie of the month)

Punishment Park: 4 stars

(Thank God, it's only a motion picture)

The Runaways: 3 stars

(not rock enough)

The Last Airbender: 1 solid star

(fuck you, M. Night Shamalamalamadingdong)

Munich: 4 stars

(Eric Bana naked)

Ivan the Terrible part 1 and 2: 4 stars

(a bit overacting but still a classic)

Man Bites Dog: 4 stars

(again, thank Lord Raptor Jesus it's only a motion picture)

MJ's This is it: 3,5 stars

(Even though I enjoyed it I'm still not a fan)

Toy Story 3: 4 stars

(sad)

The Greatest Love: 4 stars

(Ingrid Bergman is da shit!)

Gentlemen Broncos: 3 stars

(not as retarded as Napoleon)

Creature from Black Lagoon: 4 stars

(fucking fishface)

My Name is Kahn: 1 star

(Holy fucking shit fuck, this sucks)

There, those are some movies that I've watched so far this month, I guess. I do NOT suggest movie that has rating less than 3 stars. Just fucking avoid it. Just writing the title is already pissing me off. That's all.

Blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? This is I SHIT YOU NOOOTTT! (Part 1)

Alright, forgive me for the unnecessarily long title, this post is not about the movie 300 (even though I wanna post it but it's just way too unpopular anymore). Anyway, this post is about (drum roll, please..) FUNNY PICTURE OF JESUS! Yeah! They do not come in order, I just can't decide which one is the funniest.

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Keyword

So again, I got nothing to do. It's amazing, eh? I'm at work now and I got nothing to do... so instead of working on my tasks, I browsed around the internet and stupid things came out of my brilliant mind again. Last time I got bored, I typed the word: "smart cow" into Google. Now I typed the word: "Piranha with AIDS" and nothing relevant to my keyword showed up, so I typed another thing that related to Piranha; "Piranha, the dancing slut". Instead of showing Piranha, the dancing slut pic, a pic of 2 dancing gay man showed up. Fine...Because it seems that Piranha is not that easy to find, I typed another keyword: "keyword". Shitload of things came out. I am brilliant.

Little Joy - the album review

It's an album review but don't expect that I'm gonna talk about the technique or shit like that, I will only talk about my personal opinion about Little Joy and their self titled album. First of all, this is what Wikipedia told me about Little Joy:

Little Joy is a Brazilian/American rock band formed in 2007 by Los Hermanos singer/guitarist Rodrigo Amarante, The Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti and Binki Shapiro.

Their eponymous debut album was recorded with the help of producer Noah Georgeson and engineer Beau Raymond, whom Amarante met during his sessions with Devendra Banhart. It was released by Rough Trade Records on November 4, 2008, and was hailed by Pitchfork Media as "one of the sweetest, most listenable, consistently enjoyable records of the season." ^[2] Their debut album was given four stars by Rolling Stone magazine and Nick Hornby^[3] voted it his favourite album of 2008.

How fucking cool is that? I don't really listen to Los Hermanos but I love the Strokes. I don't know who Noah Georgeson is but the man got a Wikipedia page so he must be something. I don't know why they name the band Little Joy but at least it's better than Little Fucker, no? And about the album, here's the track list:

1. "The Next Time Around" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:35
2. "Brand New Start" (Moretti) - 3:05
3. "Play the Part" (Amarante/Moretti/Shapiro) - 2:57
4. "No One's Better Sake" (Moretti) - 2:51
5. "Unattainable" (Moretti/Shapiro) - 2:00
6. "Shoulder to Shoulder" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:37
7. "With Strangers" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:49
8. "Keep Me in Mind" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:22
9. "How to Hang a Warhol" (Amarante/Moretti/Shapiro) - 2:07
10. "Don't Watch Me Dancing" (Amarante/Moretti/Shapiro) - 3:33
11. "Evaporar" (Amarante) - 3:52

The songs remind me of She & Him's songs, they sound so indie. The album is mostly slow tunes, if you want to be sentimentil or shit like that, you can try some slow tunes like Shoulder to Shoulder, Don't Watch me Dancing , Play the Part, Evaporar and Unattainable. But they also got some pretty catchy tunes like The Next time around and Brand New Start. Here you will find couple songs with some Latinos lines in it (even the entire lyric of Evaporar is in Latin). One of the best song in here is Unattainable, it is also featured in Whip it! soundtrack (nice soundtrack, btw). Most songs here are basically delicious-at-ear kind of song with simple tunes and nice lyric. I'm gonna give it 4 out of 5 stars. I was actually gonna say lots about this when I first decided to post them, but suddenly my brain stop working, so yeah... that's basically what I can say about this album. (I bet this is probably like one of the worst album review you have ever read.. and I don't give any shit about that.)

Because I'm such an angel, I'm gonna include a link to download the album.

click here to download

Unnecessary News

It's been like almost a millennium since I posted something in this useless blog (Not like there's anyone who care). Since I feel it is very necessary to post something here at least twice a month, I'm gonna post a very unnecessary news, not about me nor my stupid friends but about things that happened in this world lately:

1. Introducing The Bra with solar panels to recharge ipod or iphone and built in water dispenser

2. 2 Teenagers killed their father because they were forced to walk to school

3. The most amazing before and after plastic surgery photos in the world

4. Bill Gates’ sperm sought after?

5. Kanye West is not dead...yet (but I wish he is).

Top 10 Best Use of a Song in a Film

To be honest, I didn't come out with this idea. I took it from a topic in a forum: Favorite use of a song in a film. from the website mubi.com. I'm a soundtrack collector and the soundtrack sometimes affect the my rating, take John c. Reilly's Dewey Cox for example; the movie sucks so bad, I tried to hate them movie but I just can't since they got pretty kick ass music there. enough with with crap, here are my picks, and one more thing, they are not in order because I can't really decide which one is the best.

1. Sam Whitman - Indian Love Call as heard in Mars Attack
This songs really plays a very big part in this movie, cause it is the song that is used to kill all the fugly aliens. and I happen to love the song. It's an oldies but who gives a shit, oldies are awesome.

download the song here

2. Gigliola Cinquetti - Ma L'amore no as heard in Malena
I actually don't really know who sing this song. I googled it, several names showed up but I just picked Gigliola Cinquetti cause she's the oldest one. The song itself really helps building the sad atmosphere of the movie. You can heard this song in the scene when Malena was dancing with her husband's photograph as out little Peeping Tom, Renato, watches her. I don't understand the meaning of the song since I don't speak Italian but it's just beautiful.


3. Audrey Hepburn - Moon River as heard in Breakfast at Tiffany's
Holy fuckstick! this song is one of the best song I've ever heard and it was sung by one of the best women in the world (you're a soulless monster if you hate Audrey Hepburn). This song even won the 1961 Best Song Oscar, it was written by Johnny Mercer and composed by Henry Mancini (the guy who made Pink Panther's theme).

download the song here

4. Jack Black - Let's Get it On as heard in High Fidelity
This is the perfect song to shock everyone, from the beginning Jack Black's character seems to be a perfect fat loser who is only good at making all the costumers away from the shop, but in the end once he sang this song, I was blown away. It's fucking awesome.


5. Chuck Berry - Johnny B, Goode as heard in Back to the Future I (lip-synced by Michael J. Fox)
It's everybody's fave movie, yep that's right, it's Back to the Future. I can watch this movie again and again all day long. It still looks great even till today. One of the best scene is when Michael J. Fox played Chuck Berry's song Johnny B. Goode and he rocked out like crazy, just fucking awesome. He left everybody at the prom amazed not because they like it but because they thought "what the fuck is wrong with that kid, rolling on the floor with his guitar and kicking at the amplifier?"

download the song here

6. Irene Cara - Flashdance (What a Feeling) as heard in Flashdance
Most people love that Maniac song but I prefer the last song. I wasn't impressed at first cause it started pretty slow and mellow and so was the dance but then the tempo raised and followed with Jennifer Beals' amazing dance, I just fell in love with the song. This is the perfect song to build the great climax of the movie.

download the song here

7. "Liebestod" (from Tristan und Isolde) as heard in Romeo + Juliet
a great opera song by Richard Wagner. You can hear this song when our tragic couple died side by side. They only took some part of the song' Tristan und Isolde and they took the best part of the song, the ending. it fits the movie's tragic scene perfectly.

download the song here

8. Hall and Oates - You Make my Dream as heard in (500) Days of Summer
My friend said it's a cheesy song but I fucking love it. Joseph Gordon Levitt was dancing in the only musical part of the movie. It's so much fun, that musical number has become everybody's fave scene. this I shit you not (I haven't said this sentence in a long time).

download the song here

9. Julie Delphy - a Waltz for the Night as heard in Before Sunset
Before Sunset without a doubt is a fucking masterpiece. We're like watching two philosophers talking about love and life, they are seen from the point of view of man and woman. This song is the song that is made by Celine for Jesse, it's about the the day that they spend couple years ago (as you can see in the first movie, Before Sunrise). The song is well sung and well written, we'll get back to the memory when they were together that day when we hear that song, and hoping that they'll be back together.

download the song here

10. Chieko Baisho - Sekai No Yakusoku as heard in Howl's Moving Castle
a great song to end the movie. I don't usually like Asian songs and i don't even collect them but this song is an exception. It's so beautiful and.. ahh fuck, just watch the movie and you'll understand what I mean.

download the song here

PS. I do realize that I said fucking awesome several times, I just can't find better words to express what I feel about them.. just fucking awesome.

PPS. I'm gonna update the post with the link to download the songs listed here later.

the Good thing about Facebook

I love Facebook pages. It's one of the best thing in Facebook. I'm not talking about actor/actress/band/other public figures' pages, I'm talking about funny pages. I like it cause it's simple and honest. They usually made it from movie references (As far as I concern, Hangover is the most popular reference but I don't put them here cause I think that movie is way too overrated). Here are some funny fan pages:

• College sucks ! I'm going to Somalia to be a Pirate!!
• I Don't Care If Your Life Sucks. Stop Posting Your Status About It
• I don't suck at the subject, my teacher just sucks at teaching it
• "Maybe it's Maybelline" ... Maybe it's Photoshop.
• You gotta fuck one, Marry one, And kill one. Go.(from the movie Step Brother)
• Fuck you Brennan! I know you touched my drumset! (from the movie Step Brother)
• Remembering you had to do something and just shouting "FUCK",
• Frickin' Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Frickin' Heads (from the movie Austin Power)
• Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug
• Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself.
• My level of maturity changes depending on who im with.
• "JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA" "WTH?" "Dude im laughing in spanish."
• Every girl has a slutty friend. If you dont, then you are the slutty friend
• When I Lose- "Who cares it's only a game". When I win- "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!"
• "!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DON'T TALK TO ME
• I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he doesn't let you touch anything.
• I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BECOME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT
• I woke up, it was 6am, I blinked , it was 8am
• Dora...Stop fucking around and get a GPS
• Dear Maths..Grow Up..And Solve Your Own Problems..
• Postmen are the most dangerous members of a gang. They know where you live.
• Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them, they die.
• Teachers Call It Cheating, We Call It Teamwork.
• You're skin is such a nice orange, what ethnicity are you? Carrot, perhaps?
• Your display picture is a car? Sorry, I didnt realize you were a transformer.
• MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON
• YOU STUPID COMPUTER! ** It starts working** im so sorry....i love you :)
• Farmvillers I'm going to slaughter your animals and 4WD ur crops
• "sit downn class isnt over yet!" *bell rings* haha f*ck you.
• 'Let's eat Grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.,
• "Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!"
• I yawn all day at school.When it comes to the night, i'm not tired at all
• When I Die, Someone Should Keep Updating My Status To Freak Out People
• why do Dora's parents just let her travel all over the place by herself..?,
• How did Mr. Krabs get a whale as a daughter?,
• "Oh, test today!" , " Did u study", " No did you?"," No.... we're F**KED

Of course there are still like thousands of funny fan pages in Facebook, it's not that hard to find. For example: I typed the word "suck", thousands of funny page showed up. You can try by typing other words, like Fuck/shit/damn.

Cheer Up, Keanu

Internet is an amazing shit, so is Photoshop. And when these two combined together, heaven knows what's gonna happen. So, couple days ago or maybe couple weeks ago, Keanu Reeves was spotted by the paparazzi sitting on the bench, eating his sandwich and looking sad. It didn't take long for the photos to spread like flies' pooping on your lunch. It became the newest internet meme, creative Photoshoppers went crazy and edited sad Keanu's pose on the bench in various style. Following that crazy trend, Keanu's fan organized an event in Facebook entitled Cheer Up Keanu Day. 15th of June was picked as the D-Day, the event encouraged people to send love letters, gifts, phone messages, cancer donations or whatever that you can think of to make Keanu "un-sad". I really don't know what Keanu is thinking right now, is he happy because people care so much about him or he becomes sadder than before because people are making fun of his photos and giving too much pity on him, I don't know. All that I know for sure is that I haven't cleaned up my room for almost 3 weeks and I need to change my bedsheets.

This is the original image:


and these are the funny pics:

Keanu trying to make a friend

Keanu with tricycle

Keanu with Cold Cat

Don't get the joke? it's the parody of the quote from the Matrix: "there is no spoon."

PS. If you don't know who Keanu Reeves is, you may as well start to pack your things and move your ass from that remote mountain you've been living at.

World Cup is not cool

This is by far the most boring yet surprising World Cup, and it is also the most annoying one (fuck the vuvuzela). Big teams are being raped by mediocre teams, most game ended in draw results and again fuck the vuvuzela (stop blowing that stupid thing!). I was excited at first, I remember the first day of the game, it felt like holiday season, people were closing their shop earlier, the street was not as crowded as the usual, it felt like Christmas season... what a great situation and then BANG! the first game's score was 1-1 and then that stupid draw result keep continuing till now (England continued the first game's legacy yesterday), Spain, German and France got their ass kicked by the mediocre teams (thank God I'm not their fan) and that vuvuzela.... that fucking vuvuzela... Fuck. Let just see who will win this year's World Cup.