Mash Up is sick

No, Mash Up is not a person nor a cat. and he's not dying on the cold bed in the hospital. For you who do not know what mash up is, I'm gonna do you all a favor by quoting from Urban Dictionary (fuck Longman and Oxford dictionary).

v. To take elements of two or more pre-existing pieces of music and combine them to make a new song. n. A song comprised of elements of two or more pre-existing pieces of music.
2. I'm in the middle of mashing-up songs by Tom Jones and Michael Jackson. (verb usage)

1. I'll play my mash-up of Tom Jones and Michael Jackson at the club tomorrow night. (noun usage)

Sick here got two meaning, one is positive and the other is you know what it is and I'm just too lazy to type the word but instead I'm typing longer words now (teh fuck, right?). Anyway, the positive meaning means that the mash up is a great successful mash up. Here is an example of a great successful mash up:



click this word below this sentence to download the mp3
words below the above sentence (lol.. wut?)

and this is not so successful mash up



huh? where's the mash up? The answer is that I'm way too lazy to find one cause they're suck and I don't like spending time looking for bad mash up on the net. So instead I posted Musically oblivious 8th grader, cause it's much more fun than listening to lame mash up, amirite? yes.

You can also check out this site www.mashupciti.com, it's a pretty good site, but not as good as my blog (OMG, I just made one of the biggest lie ever spoken by a human being).

so, to end the post, I'm just gonna write a period cause you can't end a sentence without a period.

PS. check out DJ Earworm's other videos in youtube.
PPS. Musically blah blah blah grader is pretty funny but not as funny as Advice Dog.
PPS. It's 2 am in the morning and I'm hungry.

Movies, lots of movies

Unfuckingbelieable, look how time flies. We're already at the end of this forgettable month. Now let's talk about movie, it's been a while since I talked about movie. The last movie that I watched was Ozu's Late Spring (1949) but I'm sure most of you are not familiar with that so let's just leave it and pretend that I never said it. I'm not gonna talk about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels either cause it's just plain boring. or you know what, let's just give rating to movies.

Late Spring : 4 solid star.

(not for everybody's taste but I just love it)

Lock, Stock and two boring barrels: 2 solid stars.

(huh?)

American Psycho: 3,5 stars.

(Bale is a sick fuck and that's a compliment)

Splice: 3,5 stars.

(lol @ the mutan/alien/whatever they call it having sex with both of the lead casts).

The Other Guys: 2 stars

(I has sad... I was expecting more)

The Sleeping Dictionary: 3,5 stars.

(Jessica Alba at her best, I mean her hottest. Plus point was also given cause they spoke Malay)

Planet Terror: 3,5 stars

(one legged stripper with gun attached to her leg killing disgusting zombies? pure win.)

Sex and the City 2: 3 stars

(I kinda enjoyed everything except SJP's face)

Ghost Writer: 3,5 stars

(Fucking amazing ending, but the story is plain boring)

Transylmania: a fucking solid half star.

(fucking trash is prolly the worst movie of the year so far)

Tabu: a Story of the South Seas: 4 stars

(I love the beautiful scenes)

Bomb it: 4 stars

(I love graffiti, beautiful graffiti not crappy graffiti)

Pierrot le Fou: 3,5 stars

(I kinda disappointed, I still love Breathless and Une femme est une femme more)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God: 4 stars

(fucking sweet)

The Human Centipede: 3 stars

(Not as sick as I expected, not gore enough)

I Spit on Your Grave: 3 stars

(Rape her, beat her. she'll have her revenge by hanging your head, axing your head off, cutting off your dick and hitting you with speedboat. It's a win win)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original version): 4 stars

(fucking creepy as fuck)

Young @ Heart: 4,5 stars

(best rock n roll movie of the month)

Punishment Park: 4 stars

(Thank God, it's only a motion picture)

The Runaways: 3 stars

(not rock enough)

The Last Airbender: 1 solid star

(fuck you, M. Night Shamalamalamadingdong)

Munich: 4 stars

(Eric Bana naked)

Ivan the Terrible part 1 and 2: 4 stars

(a bit overacting but still a classic)

Man Bites Dog: 4 stars

(again, thank Lord Raptor Jesus it's only a motion picture)

MJ's This is it: 3,5 stars

(Even though I enjoyed it I'm still not a fan)

Toy Story 3: 4 stars

(sad)

The Greatest Love: 4 stars

(Ingrid Bergman is da shit!)

Gentlemen Broncos: 3 stars

(not as retarded as Napoleon)

Creature from Black Lagoon: 4 stars

(fucking fishface)

My Name is Kahn: 1 star

(Holy fucking shit fuck, this sucks)

There, those are some movies that I've watched so far this month, I guess. I do NOT suggest movie that has rating less than 3 stars. Just fucking avoid it. Just writing the title is already pissing me off. That's all.

Blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? This is I SHIT YOU NOOOTTT! (Part 1)

Alright, forgive me for the unnecessarily long title, this post is not about the movie 300 (even though I wanna post it but it's just way too unpopular anymore). Anyway, this post is about (drum roll, please..) FUNNY PICTURE OF JESUS! Yeah! They do not come in order, I just can't decide which one is the funniest.

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