Saturday, October 30, 2010

Hello there, ween!

Today's Halloween.

That's right, today's halloween. It's the perfect time to dress like a retard and nobody will laugh at you. But this year's Halloween is more stupid than previous Halloween, because this year Lady (or Sir?) Gaga and that muff cabbage, Snooki became the top Halloween costume. I can understand if Lady (or Sir?) Gaga became the top costume choice, you know with all the crazy dress (meat dress = PETA can kiss Gaga's ass). she (or he?) smokes too many fashion crack and by the time she got 35, she's prolly gonna get OD (no more Pokerface?)... but with this muff cabbage, Snooki? what the shit? why?? she looks like she just got raped by bucket of orange. And she's basically famous for being repulsive and useless. Or let's just forget about this stupid matter and see these funny Halloween costume cause it's more entertaining.




This baby's got hardcore parents

Hagrid first saw Fluffy when it was still like this.

Humiliation knows no boundaries.

Not so funny if it's a real bomb, eh?


Fucking WIN

Hands down to Heidi Klum.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Best Music Video (part 1)

I got myself a personal list of best music video ever made. They're from various bands or musicians. Alright, cut the crap, here's the list (it's actually because I don't know what else to say). They're not in order cause I can't really tell which one is the best.

1. Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing
Aw.. this music video is super awesome, I guess I've seen this more than 10 times and I still love it. You don't need fancy set or shit like that to make an interesting music video. Most people in youtube like the "Bang Boom" part, I like it too cause it's hilarious but my fave part is the "Oh Oh Oh" part.. so funny.



2. Daft Punk - Faster Harder Better Stronger
I'm not sure if this is the official music video of the song. However, the guy who came out with the idea of making this video is awesome. At first I was like "wth is this?" but then as the singing started I couldn't stop watching. Fucking awesome. There's also another version of this song, if this one's called Daft Hand, the other is called Daft Body but I prefer this one.



3. Prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up
A music video with a twist. You'll probably say: "Fuck." after you've seen the ending. This video was banned from MTV cause of the sexual content in the video, and if you're not yet 18, don't watch this or watch this but don't tell anyone that you watch it here. You wont find the official video clip on youtube cause it's been banned from youtube too.


The Prodigy - Smack my bitch up (Uncensored Video)
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4. OK GO - Here We Go Again
This one is actually kinda funny. Apart from the catchy song, the treadmill routine is really enjoyable to watch. I once watched OK GO performing this song in a music award (can't really remember which music award but I'm pretty sure it's MTV's) and they were successfully doing the treadmill routine live! Damn.



Alright, that's it for part 1. I'll come back some other time with part 2.. some other time means that there's no limit of time, so I can probably post the part 2 next 5 years or next 5 minutes.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

August Underground's Mordum is God-damn-it-ly sick


Holy fucking shit, I thought Sweet Movie was the most disturbing movie that I've ever seen. I watched this sick fuck movie last week and this so far is the most disturbing one. You just name the sickness, they got it. you can find from incest to Necrophilia in this movie. Here's the plot of the movie:

The film depicts a dysfunctional love triangle of sorts between the volatile lead from the original August Underground (portrayed by Toetag founder Fred Vogel), his maniacal girlfriend and partner-in-crime Crusty (Cristie Whiles), and Crusty's animalistic brother, dubbed Maggot (Michael Schneider). As Maggot's mental facilities decline and competition with Vogel's character for the affections of Crusty mounts, tensions simmer before coming to full boil at Mordum's climax: Maggot manages to wrestle Vogel's knife out of his hands and then proceeds to cut his own throat before the film cuts to static.


There are actually three movies from August Underground series, and after I watched this one, I'm not quite sure if I want to watch the other 2 movies... (but I still might watch them, my mind changes as fast as Superman changes his costume). August Underground is a snuff movie and I do believe that's why it looks more disturbing cause it looks more real than the other movies that usually made in studio.

Anyway, It's not that I like sick movies or what, i'm just a curious kid and I wanna see if the movie's as sick as what people said. Take Salo for example, lots of people said that it's the sickest movie ever made and don't watch it if you are pussy. To be quite honest, I find that movie's kinda funny, all the sick scenes are not that sick actually. Or maybe Cannibal Holocaust.. pfffttt. hahaha. I can't never see the differences between one cannibal movie with another cannibal movie. They all looks pretty stupid and fake. I never find myself disgusted with cannibal movies, I'm more disgusted with their personal hygiene (Seriously, now I sound just like Patrick Bateman).

At last, If you fainted after you've watched Hills Have Eyes or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, just prepare pills for your heart attack and maybe death will if you want to see this movie. Ciao.