Kick Ass Got Ass Kicked

I just got my ass kicked by girl who doesn't even have her period yet.

I just kicked a boy's ass and I don't even have my period yet.

Kick Ass. The best superhero movie of the year (Fuck Iron Man 2).. but I'm not gonna talk that much about the main character, Kick Ass, cause he just got his ass kicked by the a little girl who doesn't even have her period yet. Yep, that girl is Hit-Girl. The best female Superhero (Fuck Lara Croft) ever and probably the cutest super hero ever (Fuck Superboy). This movie is like Superbad screwing Watchmen and then screwing Shoot 'em Up. I gave it 4 out of 5 stars and that's mainly because of that little girl.

PS. I might have to re consider my hate toward Nicholas Cage, he ain't so bad in this movie.

PPS. I almost forgot to say: the soundtrack kicks ass!