The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger - an album review

Pretty cool album cover I must say

Guy on the left: I've got an awesome Dad, Girl on the right: My boyfriend's got an awesome Dad

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After having a very successful review of Little Joy's album (lol..wut? nobody gave any shit about it, dude), I decided to review an album by The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger, a pretty underrated band consists of Sean Lennon, the darling son of John 'King of Hippies' Lennon (don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of John 'King of Hippies' Lennon, I think hippies are cool) and his girlfriend, a supermodel, Charlotte Muhl. So, here's what Wikipedia said about them:

The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger was formed in 2008 by musician Sean Lennon and his girlfriend, musician/model Charlotte Kemp Muhl. The name of the band is from a short story once written by Muhl.[1] Kemp and Lennon met in 2004 at the Coachella Music Festival. In an interview with the UK publication The Daily Telegraph Lennon commented on their relationship: "Charlotte hadn’t even heard "Strawberry Fields Forever" when I met her," Lennon said. "And she knew nothing about my mum. Her parents thought I was just a delinquent, by virtue of association with the famous hippie delinquents. So it was nice because it was like a bridging of gaps and a collision of galaxies."

From the band's name you probably gonna expect a heavy metal kind of shit, but to disappoint you, they are not. The sound of GOASTT's music is like this sweet French folk pop. Though at first it's kinda hard to differ one song with another since they sound almost the same and I guess that's one of the album's weakness. To make it simpler, just imagine you are listening to sweeter album than She and Him's. Still, this is a great album to listen to when you're trying to relax or maybe even when it's raining, cause well you know to get all melancholy shit gets more real. It'll make you mind experiencing a journey to a weird but beautiful surreal place...the fuck am I talking about, anyway, some said that Sean and Charlotte are like John and Paul, but of course not in the same awesome level as John and Paul (duhhh). I sometimes hate but also feel bad for Sean, I meant he lost his Dad when he was a little boy, people keep comparing him and his awesome Dad and expecting him to be as good as his awesome Dad but again when I just start to give him a sympathy, I stop and think again, Motherfucker got a song written by his Dad for him (Beautiful Boy, Darling Sean is my fave song ever), he can play lots of music instruments, AND his Dad's music keep giving him enough money to go have a holiday every fucking day. I just stop feeling bad about him and hate him again.

So, I know you don't want to read crap that I just wrote, you just want to download the album, right? here it is:

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AND, one more thing, you must not confused the name GOASTT with 4chan's GOATSE. Make sure you type and spell it correctly, damn it... (If you don't know what Goatse is, and you have weak stomach, try not to Google it... or Google it, I heard some hospitals are in financial problems, you can help them by getting sick and give them some moolah).

PS. I love John Lennon, have I said that before? fuck it. I'm gonna say it again, I love John Lennon.

Blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? This is I SHIT YOU NOOOTTT! (part 2)

OMFG, I can't believe I actually made the second part. Do you remember the first part? of course you dont. The Part 1 (here) was about the funny pics of Jesus and then now the second part Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm gonna show you funny pics of..... (drum roll please)...still, our mighty Jesus! Hurraahhh!

Jesus, what are boobies?

To Kim Kardashi--uhm, I meant whores! Cheers!

No wonder Dunkin Donuts taste like heaven

Return the baby Jesus, damn it!

Jeebus loves to play hide and seek. lol.

You don't fuck with this Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus, cause He fucks you!

the amazing incredibly super duper awesome Year end personal list

Holy hell, it's been awhile since I the last time I opened my incredibly amazing blog (lol.. wut?). The world just celebrated Christmas and New Year is coming within 2 days to rape your bank account with the party bill. Anyway, to end this year, I'm gonna make some lists about movies. These are personal lists, so if you don't like it you can insult mine and then you can make your own personal lists so I can insult back. It's a win win and everybody's happily insulting each other. Before I started, I need to inform that I haven't watched Black Swan, King's Speech, Winter's Bone and 127 Hours, and Rabbit Hole, so the list still can be changed.

The Most Entertaining Movies (not in order):

1. Twilight 'Eclipse'.... lol, just kidding, that movie sucks major donkey balls. It's Toy Story 3.

Okay, just because the title always reminds you of the old Toy Story--a children movie--that doesn't mean that this one is for children too. I can guarantee you that this one is also suitable for an adult. You can apply this movie to your own life, I meant, we all used to have our favorite toys (even if your parents are so cheap, and the only toy that you ever had was a tiny rock that you found lying on the street near public restroom and it smelled funny too) and a phase where you grew up and finally left all the childhood toys behind. Have you ever thought about what would your toys felt when you left them? I didn't, but this movie made me thought about it.

2. Kick Ass

See my lame review about the movie, here.

3. Scott Pilgrim vs the World

"We are sex Bob-Omb and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!" Apart from the kick ass soundtrack and the quotable lines in the movies, this underrated piece of germs is shitload of geeky and pop culture fun!

The Best Endings (not in order):

1. Splice

It started just an okay, in the end this movie will probably gross you out or maybe even fuck your mind up. I did enjoy watching this because my mind got its own shield protection and can not be fucked up easily, I was born that way and I never complain. lol. I'm not a major fan of sci fi movies, but this one's pretty under underrated. To simplified everything, just imagine that you are watching a darker and more serious version of Species with less sex scene and shocking ending.

2. Ghost Writer

Okay, I gotta admit, I almost fell asleep while watching the movie but the ending left me saying, 'holy shit, dude...'. Even though the movie's pretty good, I still can not forgive Roman Polanski for being such an asshole pedo.

3. Remember Me

It was surprisingly a good drama. All actors even the footface, Robert Pattinson were doing a great job in building the intensity of the movie. I was surprised that I did enjoy the movie, esp. the ending. Lots of people bitch about the ending, I am one of those little group of human race that actually love the ending.

The Biggest Fails (not in order):

1. Last Airbender

M. Night Shyamalamaladingdong really fucked up the decent material that he got. I'm not a fan of Aang but I do watch it sometimes and it's really not bad and I can see why lots of people like it. When I heard that they were gonna make this into a movie with real person and shit, I was "okay, that sounds fun". But then BAM! Fucking hell, from the very first 10 mins I knew that this movie was gonna be a painful experience. Fuck you once again, M Night Shyamalamaladingdong! First you stole 2 hours of my life when I watched the Happening now you stole another hour of my life.

2. The Expendables

Shit, Sly... You got yourself a dream cast for all action movies, but why did you fuck the movie up!? Fuck. The movie would have been better had they given it to be directed by a better director. What a shame.

3. Clash of the Titans

This movie is no Jason and the Argonauts. Everything just seems so dull even the lead cast, Sam Worthington. The guy was the lead cast in the highest grossing movie of all time and also the most overrated movie last year, he also took part in the new Terminator movie but still lots of people don't even know his existence. At first the movie looked very nice, you know with all the cool poster and trailer but then I tried to watch it and found nothing interest me. That's sad because I'm a huge fan of movie based on ancient Greek legend.

The Best Performances (not in order):

1. Chloe Moretz as Hit-Girl (Kick Ass)

She's that little girl in the movie Big Momma's House and also Tom Hansen's wise sister from movie 500 Days of Summer but not many people notice that, and then she starred in Kick Ass as Hit-Girl, BAM! Everybody turned their head and said, "Holy shit, that girl is awesome!". (Source: Personal experience). I do believe she's gonna be something in the future, let's just hope fame and fortune in Hollywood won't fuck her up like they did to Britney Spears, Lindsay lohan, etc etc etc.

2. Emma Stone as Olive (Easy A)

The first time Emma Stone got to be the lead cast and she did it awesomely. It's like a one man (or more like girl?) show for her. She's got the perfect comedic timing and carried the movie herself. They also got another funny lady here, Lisa Kudrow, but Emma got all the attention and she really deserves it. She's the next big thing, you just wait.

3. Tahar Rahim as Malik El Djebena (Un prophète)

Like Emma Stone, this is his first role as lead actor in a big screen and the guy did it awesomely too. Some even said that he's the next Al Pacino, that is awesome, I mean how many actor got that kind of compliment in their first role as lead actor. Another rising star in European Cinema.

Well, that's it for now. My brain has stopped working again, like usual. I'm trying to make the same list about music but since music is way too wide to cover, I'm still considering whether to do it or not. Happy fucking New Year, btw.

It's almost Christmas and Hitler was gay (not that there's anything wrong about that)

No post last month, not at all. I was busy saving the alien from being abducted by the Earth people last month. The Earth people did not success and once again the universe is in peace. No need to thank me.

So, it's almost Christmas, well, it's actually still like almost a month away, but I already practicing how to celebrate the mighty holiday season by waking up at 12 am for the past 3 days, watching too many movies and basically doing nothing but dreaming about having a decent job to replace the shitty job that I have now.

and ow yeah, Hilter was gay (again, not that there's anything wrong about that) as seen in the documentary Hidden Fuhrer: Hitler's Sexuality. The style of the documentary is just okay but the whole topic about Hilter being gay is very interesting. I already knew that the guy was gay after I read his biography. The problem with him being gay is that back in the World War II, the Nazi put the homosexuals to the concentration camp and don't you think it's so fucking ironic since their own leader was also ghey? The docu even showed some evidence that Hitler used to be ghey gigolo. Wow, what an upgrading career he got there, from gigolo to president. What a man, ladies and gentlemen, what a man!

I'm pretty sure Hitler is gonna get a nice present from Santa this year because he hasn't killed anybody at all this year... or maybe he doesn't do that because he's dead? whatever.

Ironically, Santa is the naughty one this year. Bad Santa, go sit in the corner!

Hello there, ween!

Today's Halloween.

That's right, today's halloween. It's the perfect time to dress like a retard and nobody will laugh at you. But this year's Halloween is more stupid than previous Halloween, because this year Lady (or Sir?) Gaga and that muff cabbage, Snooki became the top Halloween costume. I can understand if Lady (or Sir?) Gaga became the top costume choice, you know with all the crazy dress (meat dress = PETA can kiss Gaga's ass). she (or he?) smokes too many fashion crack and by the time she got 35, she's prolly gonna get OD (no more Pokerface?)... but with this muff cabbage, Snooki? what the shit? why?? she looks like she just got raped by bucket of orange. And she's basically famous for being repulsive and useless. Or let's just forget about this stupid matter and see these funny Halloween costume cause it's more entertaining.

This baby's got hardcore parents

Hagrid first saw Fluffy when it was still like this.

Humiliation knows no boundaries.

Not so funny if it's a real bomb, eh?

Fucking WIN

Hands down to Heidi Klum.

Best Music Video (part 1)

I got myself a personal list of best music video ever made. They're from various bands or musicians. Alright, cut the crap, here's the list (it's actually because I don't know what else to say). They're not in order cause I can't really tell which one is the best.

1. Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing
Aw.. this music video is super awesome, I guess I've seen this more than 10 times and I still love it. You don't need fancy set or shit like that to make an interesting music video. Most people in youtube like the "Bang Boom" part, I like it too cause it's hilarious but my fave part is the "Oh Oh Oh" part.. so funny.



2. Daft Punk - Faster Harder Better Stronger
I'm not sure if this is the official music video of the song. However, the guy who came out with the idea of making this video is awesome. At first I was like "wth is this?" but then as the singing started I couldn't stop watching. Fucking awesome. There's also another version of this song, if this one's called Daft Hand, the other is called Daft Body but I prefer this one.



3. Prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up
A music video with a twist. You'll probably say: "Fuck." after you've seen the ending. This video was banned from MTV cause of the sexual content in the video, and if you're not yet 18, don't watch this or watch this but don't tell anyone that you watch it here. You wont find the official video clip on youtube cause it's been banned from youtube too.


The Prodigy - Smack my bitch up (Uncensored Video)
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4. OK GO - Here We Go Again
This one is actually kinda funny. Apart from the catchy song, the treadmill routine is really enjoyable to watch. I once watched OK GO performing this song in a music award (can't really remember which music award but I'm pretty sure it's MTV's) and they were successfully doing the treadmill routine live! Damn.



Alright, that's it for part 1. I'll come back some other time with part 2.. some other time means that there's no limit of time, so I can probably post the part 2 next 5 years or next 5 minutes.

August Underground's Mordum is God-damn-it-ly sick

Holy fucking shit, I thought Sweet Movie was the most disturbing movie that I've ever seen. I watched this sick fuck movie last week and this so far is the most disturbing one. You just name the sickness, they got it. you can find from incest to Necrophilia in this movie. Here's the plot of the movie:

The film depicts a dysfunctional love triangle of sorts between the volatile lead from the original August Underground (portrayed by Toetag founder Fred Vogel), his maniacal girlfriend and partner-in-crime Crusty (Cristie Whiles), and Crusty's animalistic brother, dubbed Maggot (Michael Schneider). As Maggot's mental facilities decline and competition with Vogel's character for the affections of Crusty mounts, tensions simmer before coming to full boil at Mordum's climax: Maggot manages to wrestle Vogel's knife out of his hands and then proceeds to cut his own throat before the film cuts to static.

There are actually three movies from August Underground series, and after I watched this one, I'm not quite sure if I want to watch the other 2 movies... (but I still might watch them, my mind changes as fast as Superman changes his costume). August Underground is a snuff movie and I do believe that's why it looks more disturbing cause it looks more real than the other movies that usually made in studio.

Anyway, It's not that I like sick movies or what, i'm just a curious kid and I wanna see if the movie's as sick as what people said. Take Salo for example, lots of people said that it's the sickest movie ever made and don't watch it if you are pussy. To be quite honest, I find that movie's kinda funny, all the sick scenes are not that sick actually. Or maybe Cannibal Holocaust.. pfffttt. hahaha. I can't never see the differences between one cannibal movie with another cannibal movie. They all looks pretty stupid and fake. I never find myself disgusted with cannibal movies, I'm more disgusted with their personal hygiene (Seriously, now I sound just like Patrick Bateman).

At last, If you fainted after you've watched Hills Have Eyes or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, just prepare pills for your heart attack and maybe death will if you want to see this movie. Ciao.