Showing posts with label South Park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Park. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2011

South Park's Best Episode from the Season 14


So, I'm making a poll for the first time, and it's for you South Parkateer, what is the best episode from season 14?


I personally will choose It's a Jersey Thing, man that episode cracked the shit out of me.




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Sunday, May 16, 2010

God damn it, Ginger

Alright first of all, I got nothing against Ginger kid. We don't haven any ginger kid in Indonesia (well some people might have red hair but I guess it's because they're out there on the field playing their kites way too long). But this kid, this Ginger kid apparently took seriously everything in South Park. He made a bitching video about how he hate South Park.. Jesus Christ, calm the fudge down, kid. It's only a show... and it didn't take too long until Matt and Trey to make a joke about him

this is the mad Ginger Kid:


This is Ginger Cartman:

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The legendary Mr. Garrison



Screw Cartman, Mr. Garrison is the best animated character ever made. I always enjoy all of his scene in South Park. He/she got lots of memorable quotations, and one of the best is about the theory of evolution. Charles Darwin, you can wash Mr. Garrison's dishes...

[the kids in class, including a new girl, see Ms. Garrison arriving, not too happy to teach them evolution]
Ms. Garrison: All right, kids, it is now my job to teach you the theory of evolution.
Butters: Oh boy!
Ms. Garrison: Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this...
[she goes up to a large poster of evolution and begins pointing things out with her pointer]
Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...
[she waves her left hand limply]
Ms. Garrison: ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.
[she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent]
Ms. Garrison: Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!
[she faces the class, with the new girl among them looking around]
Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!