I swear to Raptor Jesus, I did not abandon this blog

Yes, I did actually. 

The thing is that I just kinda lost interest in writing for a little while, but not until today. Today is special because it's Saturday and on Saturday many people kill themselves because the day after tomorrow is Monday.  Kay, let's talk about football (if you're not interested with the topic, here's a link to cheer you up: Ryan Gosling's naked pic).

You see this is probably one of the worst season for Manchester United, we have to lose Vidic for the rest of the season (but I heard he's coming back on April, praise Raptor Jesus), we got kicked out of Champions League after humiliating defeat from Basel, Evra and Suarez's feud and of course Manchester fucking Shitty being on the top of the table. Some say, the main cause of this is probably the never ending injury but I have different opinion. I say the current players are lacking spirit, passion and love for the club. Back in the early days, you have players who really take defeat as personal insult *cough*Roy Keane*cough*. Why would he need to take everything so seriously? beside his own ego, of course, there's also this passion and love for the club. Also almost half of the team at that time came from our own academy, so that means they were fans who happen to play for their favorite club and as fans you know how sad it is to see your team losing a game. Sadly, I don't see such passion anymore in our team now. All I see now is just bunch of youngsters putting on their United jersey and do their best in a game and even if they don't do their best, it's okay because there're still another game, no hard feeling. I just hope that this is a bad phase, once all the lads are getting older and wiser, they'll start to grow passion for the club that I just really love.

Excuse my bitching.

Feels bad, man

So I watched Manchester United vs Barc game last night. Let me just put it like this:

When Pedro (who?) scored Barc's first goal,


I was like:


But when Rooney scored a goal to make it even:


I was like:


BUT when Messi scored a goal to make it 2-1 for Barc:


I was like:


Finally some asshole player of Barc scored another goal to humiliate United:


I was like;


And then I went back to sleep even before the game's over. Too much pain to handle. Fuck you Barc.

P fucking S. This is my 69th post. I've something dirty going on my mind right now.

Do you know why platypus is called platypus?

I don't. But there's something more important about to happen now. Within 6/7 hours from now there's gonna be a HUGE ASS match between Manchester United vs Barc (I'm not a fan, that's why I will not type their name fully). I'm nervous like crazy right because I just always get nervous everytime a big and important match about to happen. There are several things that make me nervous;

1. Everybody (who's son of a cunt) is saying that Barc is gonna win the match.
Okay, that hurts, asshole. Don't you know it's Manchester motherfucking United that we're talking about not some amateur football club. Barc might just won their La Liga trophy this season, so fucking what? we just won our 19th EPL title too. The only team beside Barc that people really give a shit in La Liga is Real Madrid, while we got ourself tight competition here where we have to face lots of cunts like CUNTshea, ARSEnal and Liverp (I will not type their name fully too because I'm not a fan) and we made it.

2. Barc has Messi
To be quite honest, I never really watch him play. I'm basically biased when it comes to football match, I will not watch anything that doesn't have United in it. But from what I saw in some football highlight every morning (that's right, I now always wake up early in the morning, that's just how amazing my life is now) and I saw that this little fella's got pretty amazing skill in dribbling and making goal. He's dangerous, that's obvious. Ever since that douchebag Ronaldo left United, we basically got no player with that kind of skill. But I keep telling myself not to worry because Messi is still a human, he's not a God, no need to be afraid of him. He eat like we eat, he drink like we drink, he has money while we don't.

3. It's van der Saar's last game
and I'm sad. The man has been my new hero. It's just sad to see him go. He's been a vital player to our success. It's not really nervous, actually more like sad.

4. I'm worrying that I won't be able to wake up when the game's on the TV.
This is why I want to move away from the shit hole country that I'm living at now. I always have to watch every big matches at 2/3 in the morning. That's not cool! Don't you know how sleepy one can be when one must wake up in the middle of the night? BUT, fuck that shit, it's Manchester fucking United, that shit is a minor thing compared to the amazing experience that I'm about to watch later. I'll say let's win this thing, United!



UPDATE:
*sigh*

I don't blog, but when I do....

Nothing happens actually, the sky still shining brightly like a little bitch and the birds still singing their favorite song. I must warn you first, this is gonna be a daily bitching, so it's gonna full of long rant about what just happened in my life.... NOT. Okay, who wants to fucking read that anyway, this is not a diary blog, this is a shitty blog full of miscellaneous things from movie to music, but definitely not a diary blog. Beside I'm not a celebrity who flashes their tits to the camera daily or leak some sex tape monthly, who wants to know the fuck I just did (except my Mom).

Anyway, within couple of hours, there's gonna be a big match between Manchester Fucking Awesome United versus CUNTshea! I predict that it's not gonna be an easy match since CUNTshea is a bitch, it would've been easy if CUNTshea is a whore (get it? from the line: life's a bitch, it'd be easy if it's a whore). The first leg will be played at Stamford Bridge, though United's away record is not something to be proud of, we all still can hope if shit happens in the first leg, we can still fix it at our beloved home, Old Trafford. It's gonna be a tough game since Chelsea will put all their concentration in Champions League, because their chance in winning EPL is, let's say, only 5%. lol.

Those bastards want to win something this season but we won't let them do that. Why we should keep our positive thought? United's Champions League record against Chelsea is pretty awesome (remember the final? Hurrah!), the boys are on fire after their amazing comeback against West Ham, third one is that the pressure is on Chelsea, not us, if we don't win this, we still have a huge chance to win the FA or EPL. Why we should be worry? Like I said before, the game is held at Stamford Bridge, our boys play better at home. But that's 3 positive things against 1 negative shit, so I'll say, we'll fucking win this game. Go Go United! Fuck yeah!



PS. check out this link: Five ways Manchester United can beat Chelsea

It's a sad sad week

It's been awhile since I posted my last post.. My world collapsed few days ago, thanks to asshole Chelsea and Bayern Muenchen who beat Manchester United. I was so sad that I couldn't post anything at all.. It's amazing how sad you can be when your team got defeated. This really reminds of that movie Big Fan, only sport fan can understand what the lead character felt in that movie.. To end the post, I just wanna say Fuck you very much Chelsea and Bayern Muenchen, you guys are asshole.

That was not 1999 in reverse, so shut the fuck up!

'Where were you when Solskjaer put the ball in the Germans net?'

The commentator in Man United's quarterfinal game against Muenchen kept saying that the game was 1999 in reverse. Yeah, they got few stuff in common but I repeat again, that was not 1999 in reverse! Here are the differences:

1. It's quarterfinal game, not final.
2. We still got second leg
3. None of Man United player were crying like a baby when the game was over.
4. The gap between the 2 goals were too long unlike the 1999 final when Sheringham and Solskjaer's goals gap which was only like a minute.

so, Mr. Commentator, shut the fuck up.

Eat shit, Chelsea...

That's right.. eat shit, Chelsea..
that's all I need to say.

Stay Away from Rooney, Florentino Perez

or I'll hunt you down like an animal...this I shit you not.
I couldn't believe this when I read that Real Madrid was trying to take Rooney from the most amazing club in the entire universe, Manchester "Awesome" United... I just can't believe with how greedy a man can be. I wish they make sequel for movie Seven, and this time I wouldn't mind Kevin Spacey killed Perez for his greedy plan! I do believe Perez is the son of Satan, after all...

the "on-fire" Wayne Rooney