Some of the Greatest Fan Art Ever Made

These fan arts change my life and the way I look at things. 

Jennifer Aniston

 The King of Earth himself, Nicholas Cage

Robert Pattinson

Justin Bieber

Brad Pitt

Lady Gaga

Beautiful movies are beautiful

I was gonna make a post about stuff from the 90's that we miss but then I cancelled it because I have a better idea. Let's talk about movie because I haven't talked about movies in a long time. This time I'll talk about beautiful movies that are so easy on the eyes you will fucking love it and wanted to marry it if it were a human. The list is not in order because I'm an asshole who can't make up my mind which one is the most beautiful movie out there.

1. The Color of Pomegranates (1968)

Have you ever felt like you're reading a poem while watching a movie? I have and thanks to this beautiful movie, I felt like I was sitting in my Poetry class again unless this time I could bring a snack in the class and sat like a boss with both legs on the chair.

2. The Fall (2006)

Have you ever watched anything so beautiful, nothing matters anymore and you don't mind somebody stab you and end your life right away? I haven't, but this movie sure makes me don't mind I get punched in the fucking stomach (I'm so skinny, so that's gonna hurt a lot). That shows how much I love this movie. The story is simple and very enjoyable but the cinematography is so beautiful it hurts.

3. Old Man and the Sea (1999)

I'm talking about Alexander Petrov's version. Pause every scene of this movie and it still looks so fucking beautiful. If watching Color of Pomegranates is like reading a poem, watching Petrov's Old Man and the Sea is like watching a moving oil painting. I feel like if I were Highlander, I'd go straight ahead to Russia and steal his ability. (Basically anything made by Petrov is beautiful, the man's a fucking genius).

4. In the Mood for Love (2000)

The reason why it's beautiful? the godmotherfucking music! Holy crowbar... Wong Kar Wai has a great sense of music, Chunking Express and My Blueberry Night also have amazing soundtracks but nothing beats the amazing scores and music in In the Mood for Love. Who would've thought that combining Nat King Cole's music to the love story in 60's China could be this good.

5. Baraka (1992)

9 out of 10 people think that this movie is beautiful, 1 of them said no because he's blind. Try watching this documentary on your newest 42" flat TV and prepare your eyes to get raped by its beautiful cinematography. It's basically all about the cinematography, baby!

People that should've been kidnapped by alien a long time ago

I was actually gonna say, people that should've been dead a long time ago but then I decided not to because I'm a wonderfully kind person, so instead I just said; should've been kidnapped by aliens. Beside being kidnapped by aliens is actually pretty phenomenal, that's hell of a way to get remembered by people in your town, heck maybe even in the world. People on the internet might even make a fucking meme about it. Okay, so what am I talking about again? Oh right.. This time we're (No, it's actually me, you're just gonna read my grammatically wrong rant) gonna talk about some people that should've gone a long time ago.

1. Macaulay Culkin
When you first watched Home Alone, you must be thinking like: "This boy is gonna be so good looking and charming, he's gonna have to go to the doctor and add 5 dicks just to handle all the girls that will come to him." But then TA FUCKING DA... I don't know if it's because of the drugs that he's been taken or just because he's actually not aging well. You can still see a little Kevin in him but really, seeing him today just kinda like killing your childhood. It's kinda like when you see some asshole making a porn picture of Doraemon having sex with Shizuka, if you know what I mean.

2. Aaron Carter
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. What in the fucking world... Aaron used to be the most good looking 13 years old in the whole world, I also don't know what in the world happened to him. It must be also because of the drugs but still, I mean... come on. Way to kill your childhood, seriously. I wish I could have a time machine, I would bring all those teenage girls that used to drool over Aaron and brought them to year 2011. Imagine the lulz. There's prolly gonna be a huge mass suicide occur.

3. Edward Furlong
You know when I first saw Edward, I thought that this kid's gonna be a new Leonardo diCaprio and I was wrong. He's got potential but then again some people aren't that lucky or just fucked up. He used to have this diCaprio and Depp's vibe in him. What we heard about him today is mostly about his reckless behavior and shit.

4. Mickey Rourke
Mickey was so fine, was so fine, he really did blow your mind, right? I blame his decision in taking a career as professional boxer and choosing a wrong doctor. Now Mickey has the face that only a Photoshop could love. What a shame, he could've aged well like Richard Gere or Sean "Your Mom is a whore" Connery.

5. Tatum O'Neal
See, I don't just judge on the face, I also judge on their career. Tatum was so fucking adorable in Paper Moon, like seriously. If Shirley Temple was this cute little girl, Tatum was this hardcore smoke addict and sneaky little cunt. I think I'm gonna blame drugs again here.

6. Dakota Fanning
You must be wondering why the fuck is Dakota on this list? It's a personal thing actually, I admitted that Dakota is an amazing child actress. She can play any role, you name it, she can do it. But I just don't think that she's gonna be able to top her own image and performance as child actress, she peaked at a very young age. When I watched The Runaways and saw that awkward love scene with Kristen Stewart, I kept repeating to myself, "Dakota, please don't grow up, please don't. This isn't real. Fuck". In other news, I actually have a high hope toward the other Fanning, Elle Fanning. Elle is the new Dakota.

Honorary mention: Brad Renfro.

PS. If I ever make a list "You stay the fucking away from this people, you cunty aliens, Don't even think about kidnapping them", diCaprio and Christian Bale will be on the top of the list.

the amazing incredibly super duper awesome Year end personal list

Holy hell, it's been awhile since I the last time I opened my incredibly amazing blog (lol.. wut?). The world just celebrated Christmas and New Year is coming within 2 days to rape your bank account with the party bill. Anyway, to end this year, I'm gonna make some lists about movies. These are personal lists, so if you don't like it you can insult mine and then you can make your own personal lists so I can insult back. It's a win win and everybody's happily insulting each other. Before I started, I need to inform that I haven't watched Black Swan, King's Speech, Winter's Bone and 127 Hours, and Rabbit Hole, so the list still can be changed.

The Most Entertaining Movies (not in order):

1. Twilight 'Eclipse'.... lol, just kidding, that movie sucks major donkey balls. It's Toy Story 3.

Okay, just because the title always reminds you of the old Toy Story--a children movie--that doesn't mean that this one is for children too. I can guarantee you that this one is also suitable for an adult. You can apply this movie to your own life, I meant, we all used to have our favorite toys (even if your parents are so cheap, and the only toy that you ever had was a tiny rock that you found lying on the street near public restroom and it smelled funny too) and a phase where you grew up and finally left all the childhood toys behind. Have you ever thought about what would your toys felt when you left them? I didn't, but this movie made me thought about it.

2. Kick Ass

See my lame review about the movie, here.

3. Scott Pilgrim vs the World

"We are sex Bob-Omb and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!" Apart from the kick ass soundtrack and the quotable lines in the movies, this underrated piece of germs is shitload of geeky and pop culture fun!

The Best Endings (not in order):

1. Splice

It started just an okay, in the end this movie will probably gross you out or maybe even fuck your mind up. I did enjoy watching this because my mind got its own shield protection and can not be fucked up easily, I was born that way and I never complain. lol. I'm not a major fan of sci fi movies, but this one's pretty under underrated. To simplified everything, just imagine that you are watching a darker and more serious version of Species with less sex scene and shocking ending.

2. Ghost Writer

Okay, I gotta admit, I almost fell asleep while watching the movie but the ending left me saying, 'holy shit, dude...'. Even though the movie's pretty good, I still can not forgive Roman Polanski for being such an asshole pedo.

3. Remember Me

It was surprisingly a good drama. All actors even the footface, Robert Pattinson were doing a great job in building the intensity of the movie. I was surprised that I did enjoy the movie, esp. the ending. Lots of people bitch about the ending, I am one of those little group of human race that actually love the ending.

The Biggest Fails (not in order):

1. Last Airbender

M. Night Shyamalamaladingdong really fucked up the decent material that he got. I'm not a fan of Aang but I do watch it sometimes and it's really not bad and I can see why lots of people like it. When I heard that they were gonna make this into a movie with real person and shit, I was "okay, that sounds fun". But then BAM! Fucking hell, from the very first 10 mins I knew that this movie was gonna be a painful experience. Fuck you once again, M Night Shyamalamaladingdong! First you stole 2 hours of my life when I watched the Happening now you stole another hour of my life.

2. The Expendables

Shit, Sly... You got yourself a dream cast for all action movies, but why did you fuck the movie up!? Fuck. The movie would have been better had they given it to be directed by a better director. What a shame.

3. Clash of the Titans

This movie is no Jason and the Argonauts. Everything just seems so dull even the lead cast, Sam Worthington. The guy was the lead cast in the highest grossing movie of all time and also the most overrated movie last year, he also took part in the new Terminator movie but still lots of people don't even know his existence. At first the movie looked very nice, you know with all the cool poster and trailer but then I tried to watch it and found nothing interest me. That's sad because I'm a huge fan of movie based on ancient Greek legend.

The Best Performances (not in order):

1. Chloe Moretz as Hit-Girl (Kick Ass)

She's that little girl in the movie Big Momma's House and also Tom Hansen's wise sister from movie 500 Days of Summer but not many people notice that, and then she starred in Kick Ass as Hit-Girl, BAM! Everybody turned their head and said, "Holy shit, that girl is awesome!". (Source: Personal experience). I do believe she's gonna be something in the future, let's just hope fame and fortune in Hollywood won't fuck her up like they did to Britney Spears, Lindsay lohan, etc etc etc.

2. Emma Stone as Olive (Easy A)

The first time Emma Stone got to be the lead cast and she did it awesomely. It's like a one man (or more like girl?) show for her. She's got the perfect comedic timing and carried the movie herself. They also got another funny lady here, Lisa Kudrow, but Emma got all the attention and she really deserves it. She's the next big thing, you just wait.

3. Tahar Rahim as Malik El Djebena (Un prophète)

Like Emma Stone, this is his first role as lead actor in a big screen and the guy did it awesomely too. Some even said that he's the next Al Pacino, that is awesome, I mean how many actor got that kind of compliment in their first role as lead actor. Another rising star in European Cinema.

Well, that's it for now. My brain has stopped working again, like usual. I'm trying to make the same list about music but since music is way too wide to cover, I'm still considering whether to do it or not. Happy fucking New Year, btw.

It's almost Christmas and Hitler was gay (not that there's anything wrong about that)

No post last month, not at all. I was busy saving the alien from being abducted by the Earth people last month. The Earth people did not success and once again the universe is in peace. No need to thank me.

So, it's almost Christmas, well, it's actually still like almost a month away, but I already practicing how to celebrate the mighty holiday season by waking up at 12 am for the past 3 days, watching too many movies and basically doing nothing but dreaming about having a decent job to replace the shitty job that I have now.

and ow yeah, Hilter was gay (again, not that there's anything wrong about that) as seen in the documentary Hidden Fuhrer: Hitler's Sexuality. The style of the documentary is just okay but the whole topic about Hilter being gay is very interesting. I already knew that the guy was gay after I read his biography. The problem with him being gay is that back in the World War II, the Nazi put the homosexuals to the concentration camp and don't you think it's so fucking ironic since their own leader was also ghey? The docu even showed some evidence that Hitler used to be ghey gigolo. Wow, what an upgrading career he got there, from gigolo to president. What a man, ladies and gentlemen, what a man!

I'm pretty sure Hitler is gonna get a nice present from Santa this year because he hasn't killed anybody at all this year... or maybe he doesn't do that because he's dead? whatever.

Ironically, Santa is the naughty one this year. Bad Santa, go sit in the corner!

August Underground's Mordum is God-damn-it-ly sick

Holy fucking shit, I thought Sweet Movie was the most disturbing movie that I've ever seen. I watched this sick fuck movie last week and this so far is the most disturbing one. You just name the sickness, they got it. you can find from incest to Necrophilia in this movie. Here's the plot of the movie:

The film depicts a dysfunctional love triangle of sorts between the volatile lead from the original August Underground (portrayed by Toetag founder Fred Vogel), his maniacal girlfriend and partner-in-crime Crusty (Cristie Whiles), and Crusty's animalistic brother, dubbed Maggot (Michael Schneider). As Maggot's mental facilities decline and competition with Vogel's character for the affections of Crusty mounts, tensions simmer before coming to full boil at Mordum's climax: Maggot manages to wrestle Vogel's knife out of his hands and then proceeds to cut his own throat before the film cuts to static.

There are actually three movies from August Underground series, and after I watched this one, I'm not quite sure if I want to watch the other 2 movies... (but I still might watch them, my mind changes as fast as Superman changes his costume). August Underground is a snuff movie and I do believe that's why it looks more disturbing cause it looks more real than the other movies that usually made in studio.

Anyway, It's not that I like sick movies or what, i'm just a curious kid and I wanna see if the movie's as sick as what people said. Take Salo for example, lots of people said that it's the sickest movie ever made and don't watch it if you are pussy. To be quite honest, I find that movie's kinda funny, all the sick scenes are not that sick actually. Or maybe Cannibal Holocaust.. pfffttt. hahaha. I can't never see the differences between one cannibal movie with another cannibal movie. They all looks pretty stupid and fake. I never find myself disgusted with cannibal movies, I'm more disgusted with their personal hygiene (Seriously, now I sound just like Patrick Bateman).

At last, If you fainted after you've watched Hills Have Eyes or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, just prepare pills for your heart attack and maybe death will if you want to see this movie. Ciao.

Movies, lots of movies

Unfuckingbelieable, look how time flies. We're already at the end of this forgettable month. Now let's talk about movie, it's been a while since I talked about movie. The last movie that I watched was Ozu's Late Spring (1949) but I'm sure most of you are not familiar with that so let's just leave it and pretend that I never said it. I'm not gonna talk about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels either cause it's just plain boring. or you know what, let's just give rating to movies.

Late Spring : 4 solid star.

(not for everybody's taste but I just love it)

Lock, Stock and two boring barrels: 2 solid stars.

(huh?)

American Psycho: 3,5 stars.

(Bale is a sick fuck and that's a compliment)

Splice: 3,5 stars.

(lol @ the mutan/alien/whatever they call it having sex with both of the lead casts).

The Other Guys: 2 stars

(I has sad... I was expecting more)

The Sleeping Dictionary: 3,5 stars.

(Jessica Alba at her best, I mean her hottest. Plus point was also given cause they spoke Malay)

Planet Terror: 3,5 stars

(one legged stripper with gun attached to her leg killing disgusting zombies? pure win.)

Sex and the City 2: 3 stars

(I kinda enjoyed everything except SJP's face)

Ghost Writer: 3,5 stars

(Fucking amazing ending, but the story is plain boring)

Transylmania: a fucking solid half star.

(fucking trash is prolly the worst movie of the year so far)

Tabu: a Story of the South Seas: 4 stars

(I love the beautiful scenes)

Bomb it: 4 stars

(I love graffiti, beautiful graffiti not crappy graffiti)

Pierrot le Fou: 3,5 stars

(I kinda disappointed, I still love Breathless and Une femme est une femme more)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God: 4 stars

(fucking sweet)

The Human Centipede: 3 stars

(Not as sick as I expected, not gore enough)

I Spit on Your Grave: 3 stars

(Rape her, beat her. she'll have her revenge by hanging your head, axing your head off, cutting off your dick and hitting you with speedboat. It's a win win)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original version): 4 stars

(fucking creepy as fuck)

Young @ Heart: 4,5 stars

(best rock n roll movie of the month)

Punishment Park: 4 stars

(Thank God, it's only a motion picture)

The Runaways: 3 stars

(not rock enough)

The Last Airbender: 1 solid star

(fuck you, M. Night Shamalamalamadingdong)

Munich: 4 stars

(Eric Bana naked)

Ivan the Terrible part 1 and 2: 4 stars

(a bit overacting but still a classic)

Man Bites Dog: 4 stars

(again, thank Lord Raptor Jesus it's only a motion picture)

MJ's This is it: 3,5 stars

(Even though I enjoyed it I'm still not a fan)

Toy Story 3: 4 stars

(sad)

The Greatest Love: 4 stars

(Ingrid Bergman is da shit!)

Gentlemen Broncos: 3 stars

(not as retarded as Napoleon)

Creature from Black Lagoon: 4 stars

(fucking fishface)

My Name is Kahn: 1 star

(Holy fucking shit fuck, this sucks)

There, those are some movies that I've watched so far this month, I guess. I do NOT suggest movie that has rating less than 3 stars. Just fucking avoid it. Just writing the title is already pissing me off. That's all.

Top 10 Best Use of a Song in a Film

To be honest, I didn't come out with this idea. I took it from a topic in a forum: Favorite use of a song in a film. from the website mubi.com. I'm a soundtrack collector and the soundtrack sometimes affect the my rating, take John c. Reilly's Dewey Cox for example; the movie sucks so bad, I tried to hate them movie but I just can't since they got pretty kick ass music there. enough with with crap, here are my picks, and one more thing, they are not in order because I can't really decide which one is the best.

1. Sam Whitman - Indian Love Call as heard in Mars Attack
This songs really plays a very big part in this movie, cause it is the song that is used to kill all the fugly aliens. and I happen to love the song. It's an oldies but who gives a shit, oldies are awesome.

download the song here

2. Gigliola Cinquetti - Ma L'amore no as heard in Malena
I actually don't really know who sing this song. I googled it, several names showed up but I just picked Gigliola Cinquetti cause she's the oldest one. The song itself really helps building the sad atmosphere of the movie. You can heard this song in the scene when Malena was dancing with her husband's photograph as out little Peeping Tom, Renato, watches her. I don't understand the meaning of the song since I don't speak Italian but it's just beautiful.


3. Audrey Hepburn - Moon River as heard in Breakfast at Tiffany's
Holy fuckstick! this song is one of the best song I've ever heard and it was sung by one of the best women in the world (you're a soulless monster if you hate Audrey Hepburn). This song even won the 1961 Best Song Oscar, it was written by Johnny Mercer and composed by Henry Mancini (the guy who made Pink Panther's theme).

download the song here

4. Jack Black - Let's Get it On as heard in High Fidelity
This is the perfect song to shock everyone, from the beginning Jack Black's character seems to be a perfect fat loser who is only good at making all the costumers away from the shop, but in the end once he sang this song, I was blown away. It's fucking awesome.


5. Chuck Berry - Johnny B, Goode as heard in Back to the Future I (lip-synced by Michael J. Fox)
It's everybody's fave movie, yep that's right, it's Back to the Future. I can watch this movie again and again all day long. It still looks great even till today. One of the best scene is when Michael J. Fox played Chuck Berry's song Johnny B. Goode and he rocked out like crazy, just fucking awesome. He left everybody at the prom amazed not because they like it but because they thought "what the fuck is wrong with that kid, rolling on the floor with his guitar and kicking at the amplifier?"

download the song here

6. Irene Cara - Flashdance (What a Feeling) as heard in Flashdance
Most people love that Maniac song but I prefer the last song. I wasn't impressed at first cause it started pretty slow and mellow and so was the dance but then the tempo raised and followed with Jennifer Beals' amazing dance, I just fell in love with the song. This is the perfect song to build the great climax of the movie.

download the song here

7. "Liebestod" (from Tristan und Isolde) as heard in Romeo + Juliet
a great opera song by Richard Wagner. You can hear this song when our tragic couple died side by side. They only took some part of the song' Tristan und Isolde and they took the best part of the song, the ending. it fits the movie's tragic scene perfectly.

download the song here

8. Hall and Oates - You Make my Dream as heard in (500) Days of Summer
My friend said it's a cheesy song but I fucking love it. Joseph Gordon Levitt was dancing in the only musical part of the movie. It's so much fun, that musical number has become everybody's fave scene. this I shit you not (I haven't said this sentence in a long time).

download the song here

9. Julie Delphy - a Waltz for the Night as heard in Before Sunset
Before Sunset without a doubt is a fucking masterpiece. We're like watching two philosophers talking about love and life, they are seen from the point of view of man and woman. This song is the song that is made by Celine for Jesse, it's about the the day that they spend couple years ago (as you can see in the first movie, Before Sunrise). The song is well sung and well written, we'll get back to the memory when they were together that day when we hear that song, and hoping that they'll be back together.

download the song here

10. Chieko Baisho - Sekai No Yakusoku as heard in Howl's Moving Castle
a great song to end the movie. I don't usually like Asian songs and i don't even collect them but this song is an exception. It's so beautiful and.. ahh fuck, just watch the movie and you'll understand what I mean.

download the song here

PS. I do realize that I said fucking awesome several times, I just can't find better words to express what I feel about them.. just fucking awesome.

PPS. I'm gonna update the post with the link to download the songs listed here later.

Top 10 Musical, IMO.

I'm a big fan of musical, actually it's not an easy thing to pick only 10 musicals cause I got lots of amazing musicals that I love, but anyway, you don't want to hear me bitching about that, do you? so here's the list:

10. An American in Paris (1951)
It's Gene Kelly's second best musical. The songs are great (I Got Rhythm, anyone?) but the best thing about this movie is the dancing, the last 15 minutes are pure musical, they didn't sing but all the did was dancing, it's crazy.


9. 42nd Street (1933)
We're like watching the drama that happened before the musical show that is going to be held, you won't find too many singing/dancing in here (the singing and dancing scenes are mostly in the scene when they're rehearsing), but once you follow the movie until the last 10 minutes, all the waiting and drama are worth it. The choreography is fantastic and so beautiful.


8. The Sound of Music (1965)
I didn't mean to be cliche but this movie is like the only fucking classic musical that everybody familiar with (even today's generation that don't really watch classic know this movie). We all spent our childhood watching this movie. The memorable songs like Do Re Mi, Sound of Music, 16 Going on 17, Favorite Things, Edelweiss, etc are so nostalgic.


7. West Side Story (1961)
I gotta admit, I didn't like this movie when I first saw it, I thought it's too gay but it's kinda growing on me after I watched it again and again. I started to love the songs and the dance at the party (that Mambo thing was pretty cool). It's like the musical version of Romeo and Juliet cause this movie was adapted from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.


6. Fantasia (1940)
A real feast for the eyes. It's a Disney's movie with the real Disney spirit in it. At one part, you'll laugh but in another part you'll feel hypnotized. Seriously, it's like watching opera (esp. the last part "Night at the Bald Mountain" and that Ave Maria song.. holy God). The best Disney's movie I've ever watched (Disney's cooperation with Pixar doesn't count).


5. Ziegfeld Follies (1946)
I've always loved Ziegfeld Follies with their songs and shows. This movie is actually the compilation of several musical numbers and short comedy show. I like Fanny Bryce' part, Judy Garland's also great and the best of all the duet between two musical legend, the beloved Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire.


4. Sita Sings the Blues (2009)
People need to see this movie, it's like a fun feminist movie. Nina Paley successfully combine old jazz songs from Annette Hanshaw with today's catchy tunes. The narration is very honest because they are unscripted.


3. Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Two words to sum up this movie: Spectacular! Spectacular!
This is the best modern musical with great set, various songs combined into a great medley, great chemistry between the two lead actor and actress and great theatrical numbers.


2. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
In this movie you can see Marylin Monroe and her most memorable musical number: Diamonds are Girl's Best Friend. She's funny as hell, so was Jane Russell. If you want a good laugh and great songs, you can check out this movie.


1. Singin' in the Rain (1952)
The. best. musical. ever. created. by. human. being.
Hands down for this musical, all the songs, dancing and comedy just fit everybody's taste. Gene Kelly's amazing tap dance, Goofy Donald O'Connor, cute Debbie Reynolds and scene stealer Jean Hagen. Seriously, Fred Astaire can wash Gene Kelly's dishes.




Honorable mention:
* Funny Face (1957) - I love the costumes and the photos but most of all I love Audrey Hepburn.

* My Fair Lady (1964) - Fashion lover should love this movie. The costumes are truly high fashion.

* Grease (1978) - All the catchy songs like You're the One that I Want, Summer Night, Grease Lightning, etc.

* Wizard of Oz (1939) - One of the best song in musical movie: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

* South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut (2001) - Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucker!

* Chicago (2002) - Cell Block Tango and the Nowadays - Not a Honey Rag are fucking amazing.

* Meet Me in St. Louis - Judy Garland sang to the most sentimental Christmas song: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.