Movies, lots of movies

Unfuckingbelieable, look how time flies. We're already at the end of this forgettable month. Now let's talk about movie, it's been a while since I talked about movie. The last movie that I watched was Ozu's Late Spring (1949) but I'm sure most of you are not familiar with that so let's just leave it and pretend that I never said it. I'm not gonna talk about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels either cause it's just plain boring. or you know what, let's just give rating to movies.

Late Spring : 4 solid star.

(not for everybody's taste but I just love it)

Lock, Stock and two boring barrels: 2 solid stars.

(huh?)

American Psycho: 3,5 stars.

(Bale is a sick fuck and that's a compliment)

Splice: 3,5 stars.

(lol @ the mutan/alien/whatever they call it having sex with both of the lead casts).

The Other Guys: 2 stars

(I has sad... I was expecting more)

The Sleeping Dictionary: 3,5 stars.

(Jessica Alba at her best, I mean her hottest. Plus point was also given cause they spoke Malay)

Planet Terror: 3,5 stars

(one legged stripper with gun attached to her leg killing disgusting zombies? pure win.)

Sex and the City 2: 3 stars

(I kinda enjoyed everything except SJP's face)

Ghost Writer: 3,5 stars

(Fucking amazing ending, but the story is plain boring)

Transylmania: a fucking solid half star.

(fucking trash is prolly the worst movie of the year so far)

Tabu: a Story of the South Seas: 4 stars

(I love the beautiful scenes)

Bomb it: 4 stars

(I love graffiti, beautiful graffiti not crappy graffiti)

Pierrot le Fou: 3,5 stars

(I kinda disappointed, I still love Breathless and Une femme est une femme more)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God: 4 stars

(fucking sweet)

The Human Centipede: 3 stars

(Not as sick as I expected, not gore enough)

I Spit on Your Grave: 3 stars

(Rape her, beat her. she'll have her revenge by hanging your head, axing your head off, cutting off your dick and hitting you with speedboat. It's a win win)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original version): 4 stars

(fucking creepy as fuck)

Young @ Heart: 4,5 stars

(best rock n roll movie of the month)

Punishment Park: 4 stars

(Thank God, it's only a motion picture)

The Runaways: 3 stars

(not rock enough)

The Last Airbender: 1 solid star

(fuck you, M. Night Shamalamalamadingdong)

Munich: 4 stars

(Eric Bana naked)

Ivan the Terrible part 1 and 2: 4 stars

(a bit overacting but still a classic)

Man Bites Dog: 4 stars

(again, thank Lord Raptor Jesus it's only a motion picture)

MJ's This is it: 3,5 stars

(Even though I enjoyed it I'm still not a fan)

Toy Story 3: 4 stars

(sad)

The Greatest Love: 4 stars

(Ingrid Bergman is da shit!)

Gentlemen Broncos: 3 stars

(not as retarded as Napoleon)

Creature from Black Lagoon: 4 stars

(fucking fishface)

My Name is Kahn: 1 star

(Holy fucking shit fuck, this sucks)

There, those are some movies that I've watched so far this month, I guess. I do NOT suggest movie that has rating less than 3 stars. Just fucking avoid it. Just writing the title is already pissing me off. That's all.