Hello there, ween!

Today's Halloween.

That's right, today's halloween. It's the perfect time to dress like a retard and nobody will laugh at you. But this year's Halloween is more stupid than previous Halloween, because this year Lady (or Sir?) Gaga and that muff cabbage, Snooki became the top Halloween costume. I can understand if Lady (or Sir?) Gaga became the top costume choice, you know with all the crazy dress (meat dress = PETA can kiss Gaga's ass). she (or he?) smokes too many fashion crack and by the time she got 35, she's prolly gonna get OD (no more Pokerface?)... but with this muff cabbage, Snooki? what the shit? why?? she looks like she just got raped by bucket of orange. And she's basically famous for being repulsive and useless. Or let's just forget about this stupid matter and see these funny Halloween costume cause it's more entertaining.

This baby's got hardcore parents

Hagrid first saw Fluffy when it was still like this.

Humiliation knows no boundaries.

Not so funny if it's a real bomb, eh?

Fucking WIN

Hands down to Heidi Klum.

Best Music Video (part 1)

I got myself a personal list of best music video ever made. They're from various bands or musicians. Alright, cut the crap, here's the list (it's actually because I don't know what else to say). They're not in order cause I can't really tell which one is the best.

1. Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing
Aw.. this music video is super awesome, I guess I've seen this more than 10 times and I still love it. You don't need fancy set or shit like that to make an interesting music video. Most people in youtube like the "Bang Boom" part, I like it too cause it's hilarious but my fave part is the "Oh Oh Oh" part.. so funny.



2. Daft Punk - Faster Harder Better Stronger
I'm not sure if this is the official music video of the song. However, the guy who came out with the idea of making this video is awesome. At first I was like "wth is this?" but then as the singing started I couldn't stop watching. Fucking awesome. There's also another version of this song, if this one's called Daft Hand, the other is called Daft Body but I prefer this one.



3. Prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up
A music video with a twist. You'll probably say: "Fuck." after you've seen the ending. This video was banned from MTV cause of the sexual content in the video, and if you're not yet 18, don't watch this or watch this but don't tell anyone that you watch it here. You wont find the official video clip on youtube cause it's been banned from youtube too.


The Prodigy - Smack my bitch up (Uncensored Video)
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4. OK GO - Here We Go Again
This one is actually kinda funny. Apart from the catchy song, the treadmill routine is really enjoyable to watch. I once watched OK GO performing this song in a music award (can't really remember which music award but I'm pretty sure it's MTV's) and they were successfully doing the treadmill routine live! Damn.



Alright, that's it for part 1. I'll come back some other time with part 2.. some other time means that there's no limit of time, so I can probably post the part 2 next 5 years or next 5 minutes.

August Underground's Mordum is God-damn-it-ly sick

Holy fucking shit, I thought Sweet Movie was the most disturbing movie that I've ever seen. I watched this sick fuck movie last week and this so far is the most disturbing one. You just name the sickness, they got it. you can find from incest to Necrophilia in this movie. Here's the plot of the movie:

The film depicts a dysfunctional love triangle of sorts between the volatile lead from the original August Underground (portrayed by Toetag founder Fred Vogel), his maniacal girlfriend and partner-in-crime Crusty (Cristie Whiles), and Crusty's animalistic brother, dubbed Maggot (Michael Schneider). As Maggot's mental facilities decline and competition with Vogel's character for the affections of Crusty mounts, tensions simmer before coming to full boil at Mordum's climax: Maggot manages to wrestle Vogel's knife out of his hands and then proceeds to cut his own throat before the film cuts to static.

There are actually three movies from August Underground series, and after I watched this one, I'm not quite sure if I want to watch the other 2 movies... (but I still might watch them, my mind changes as fast as Superman changes his costume). August Underground is a snuff movie and I do believe that's why it looks more disturbing cause it looks more real than the other movies that usually made in studio.

Anyway, It's not that I like sick movies or what, i'm just a curious kid and I wanna see if the movie's as sick as what people said. Take Salo for example, lots of people said that it's the sickest movie ever made and don't watch it if you are pussy. To be quite honest, I find that movie's kinda funny, all the sick scenes are not that sick actually. Or maybe Cannibal Holocaust.. pfffttt. hahaha. I can't never see the differences between one cannibal movie with another cannibal movie. They all looks pretty stupid and fake. I never find myself disgusted with cannibal movies, I'm more disgusted with their personal hygiene (Seriously, now I sound just like Patrick Bateman).

At last, If you fainted after you've watched Hills Have Eyes or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, just prepare pills for your heart attack and maybe death will if you want to see this movie. Ciao.

Mash Up is sick

No, Mash Up is not a person nor a cat. and he's not dying on the cold bed in the hospital. For you who do not know what mash up is, I'm gonna do you all a favor by quoting from Urban Dictionary (fuck Longman and Oxford dictionary).

v. To take elements of two or more pre-existing pieces of music and combine them to make a new song. n. A song comprised of elements of two or more pre-existing pieces of music.
2. I'm in the middle of mashing-up songs by Tom Jones and Michael Jackson. (verb usage)

1. I'll play my mash-up of Tom Jones and Michael Jackson at the club tomorrow night. (noun usage)

Sick here got two meaning, one is positive and the other is you know what it is and I'm just too lazy to type the word but instead I'm typing longer words now (teh fuck, right?). Anyway, the positive meaning means that the mash up is a great successful mash up. Here is an example of a great successful mash up:



click this word below this sentence to download the mp3
words below the above sentence (lol.. wut?)

and this is not so successful mash up



huh? where's the mash up? The answer is that I'm way too lazy to find one cause they're suck and I don't like spending time looking for bad mash up on the net. So instead I posted Musically oblivious 8th grader, cause it's much more fun than listening to lame mash up, amirite? yes.

You can also check out this site www.mashupciti.com, it's a pretty good site, but not as good as my blog (OMG, I just made one of the biggest lie ever spoken by a human being).

so, to end the post, I'm just gonna write a period cause you can't end a sentence without a period.

PS. check out DJ Earworm's other videos in youtube.
PPS. Musically blah blah blah grader is pretty funny but not as funny as Advice Dog.
PPS. It's 2 am in the morning and I'm hungry.

Movies, lots of movies

Unfuckingbelieable, look how time flies. We're already at the end of this forgettable month. Now let's talk about movie, it's been a while since I talked about movie. The last movie that I watched was Ozu's Late Spring (1949) but I'm sure most of you are not familiar with that so let's just leave it and pretend that I never said it. I'm not gonna talk about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels either cause it's just plain boring. or you know what, let's just give rating to movies.

Late Spring : 4 solid star.

(not for everybody's taste but I just love it)

Lock, Stock and two boring barrels: 2 solid stars.

(huh?)

American Psycho: 3,5 stars.

(Bale is a sick fuck and that's a compliment)

Splice: 3,5 stars.

(lol @ the mutan/alien/whatever they call it having sex with both of the lead casts).

The Other Guys: 2 stars

(I has sad... I was expecting more)

The Sleeping Dictionary: 3,5 stars.

(Jessica Alba at her best, I mean her hottest. Plus point was also given cause they spoke Malay)

Planet Terror: 3,5 stars

(one legged stripper with gun attached to her leg killing disgusting zombies? pure win.)

Sex and the City 2: 3 stars

(I kinda enjoyed everything except SJP's face)

Ghost Writer: 3,5 stars

(Fucking amazing ending, but the story is plain boring)

Transylmania: a fucking solid half star.

(fucking trash is prolly the worst movie of the year so far)

Tabu: a Story of the South Seas: 4 stars

(I love the beautiful scenes)

Bomb it: 4 stars

(I love graffiti, beautiful graffiti not crappy graffiti)

Pierrot le Fou: 3,5 stars

(I kinda disappointed, I still love Breathless and Une femme est une femme more)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God: 4 stars

(fucking sweet)

The Human Centipede: 3 stars

(Not as sick as I expected, not gore enough)

I Spit on Your Grave: 3 stars

(Rape her, beat her. she'll have her revenge by hanging your head, axing your head off, cutting off your dick and hitting you with speedboat. It's a win win)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original version): 4 stars

(fucking creepy as fuck)

Young @ Heart: 4,5 stars

(best rock n roll movie of the month)

Punishment Park: 4 stars

(Thank God, it's only a motion picture)

The Runaways: 3 stars

(not rock enough)

The Last Airbender: 1 solid star

(fuck you, M. Night Shamalamalamadingdong)

Munich: 4 stars

(Eric Bana naked)

Ivan the Terrible part 1 and 2: 4 stars

(a bit overacting but still a classic)

Man Bites Dog: 4 stars

(again, thank Lord Raptor Jesus it's only a motion picture)

MJ's This is it: 3,5 stars

(Even though I enjoyed it I'm still not a fan)

Toy Story 3: 4 stars

(sad)

The Greatest Love: 4 stars

(Ingrid Bergman is da shit!)

Gentlemen Broncos: 3 stars

(not as retarded as Napoleon)

Creature from Black Lagoon: 4 stars

(fucking fishface)

My Name is Kahn: 1 star

(Holy fucking shit fuck, this sucks)

There, those are some movies that I've watched so far this month, I guess. I do NOT suggest movie that has rating less than 3 stars. Just fucking avoid it. Just writing the title is already pissing me off. That's all.

Blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? This is I SHIT YOU NOOOTTT! (Part 1)

Alright, forgive me for the unnecessarily long title, this post is not about the movie 300 (even though I wanna post it but it's just way too unpopular anymore). Anyway, this post is about (drum roll, please..) FUNNY PICTURE OF JESUS! Yeah! They do not come in order, I just can't decide which one is the funniest.

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a funny sickfuck site

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