Movies, lots of movies

Unfuckingbelieable, look how time flies. We're already at the end of this forgettable month. Now let's talk about movie, it's been a while since I talked about movie. The last movie that I watched was Ozu's Late Spring (1949) but I'm sure most of you are not familiar with that so let's just leave it and pretend that I never said it. I'm not gonna talk about Lock, Stock and Two Smoking barrels either cause it's just plain boring. or you know what, let's just give rating to movies.

Late Spring : 4 solid star.

(not for everybody's taste but I just love it)

Lock, Stock and two boring barrels: 2 solid stars.

(huh?)

American Psycho: 3,5 stars.

(Bale is a sick fuck and that's a compliment)

Splice: 3,5 stars.

(lol @ the mutan/alien/whatever they call it having sex with both of the lead casts).

The Other Guys: 2 stars

(I has sad... I was expecting more)

The Sleeping Dictionary: 3,5 stars.

(Jessica Alba at her best, I mean her hottest. Plus point was also given cause they spoke Malay)

Planet Terror: 3,5 stars

(one legged stripper with gun attached to her leg killing disgusting zombies? pure win.)

Sex and the City 2: 3 stars

(I kinda enjoyed everything except SJP's face)

Ghost Writer: 3,5 stars

(Fucking amazing ending, but the story is plain boring)

Transylmania: a fucking solid half star.

(fucking trash is prolly the worst movie of the year so far)

Tabu: a Story of the South Seas: 4 stars

(I love the beautiful scenes)

Bomb it: 4 stars

(I love graffiti, beautiful graffiti not crappy graffiti)

Pierrot le Fou: 3,5 stars

(I kinda disappointed, I still love Breathless and Une femme est une femme more)

Aguirre, the Wrath of God: 4 stars

(fucking sweet)

The Human Centipede: 3 stars

(Not as sick as I expected, not gore enough)

I Spit on Your Grave: 3 stars

(Rape her, beat her. she'll have her revenge by hanging your head, axing your head off, cutting off your dick and hitting you with speedboat. It's a win win)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original version): 4 stars

(fucking creepy as fuck)

Young @ Heart: 4,5 stars

(best rock n roll movie of the month)

Punishment Park: 4 stars

(Thank God, it's only a motion picture)

The Runaways: 3 stars

(not rock enough)

The Last Airbender: 1 solid star

(fuck you, M. Night Shamalamalamadingdong)

Munich: 4 stars

(Eric Bana naked)

Ivan the Terrible part 1 and 2: 4 stars

(a bit overacting but still a classic)

Man Bites Dog: 4 stars

(again, thank Lord Raptor Jesus it's only a motion picture)

MJ's This is it: 3,5 stars

(Even though I enjoyed it I'm still not a fan)

Toy Story 3: 4 stars

(sad)

The Greatest Love: 4 stars

(Ingrid Bergman is da shit!)

Gentlemen Broncos: 3 stars

(not as retarded as Napoleon)

Creature from Black Lagoon: 4 stars

(fucking fishface)

My Name is Kahn: 1 star

(Holy fucking shit fuck, this sucks)

There, those are some movies that I've watched so far this month, I guess. I do NOT suggest movie that has rating less than 3 stars. Just fucking avoid it. Just writing the title is already pissing me off. That's all.

Blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? This is I SHIT YOU NOOOTTT! (Part 1)

Alright, forgive me for the unnecessarily long title, this post is not about the movie 300 (even though I wanna post it but it's just way too unpopular anymore). Anyway, this post is about (drum roll, please..) FUNNY PICTURE OF JESUS! Yeah! They do not come in order, I just can't decide which one is the funniest.

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Keyword

So again, I got nothing to do. It's amazing, eh? I'm at work now and I got nothing to do... so instead of working on my tasks, I browsed around the internet and stupid things came out of my brilliant mind again. Last time I got bored, I typed the word: "smart cow" into Google. Now I typed the word: "Piranha with AIDS" and nothing relevant to my keyword showed up, so I typed another thing that related to Piranha; "Piranha, the dancing slut". Instead of showing Piranha, the dancing slut pic, a pic of 2 dancing gay man showed up. Fine...Because it seems that Piranha is not that easy to find, I typed another keyword: "keyword". Shitload of things came out. I am brilliant.

Little Joy - the album review

It's an album review but don't expect that I'm gonna talk about the technique or shit like that, I will only talk about my personal opinion about Little Joy and their self titled album. First of all, this is what Wikipedia told me about Little Joy:

Little Joy is a Brazilian/American rock band formed in 2007 by Los Hermanos singer/guitarist Rodrigo Amarante, The Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti and Binki Shapiro.

Their eponymous debut album was recorded with the help of producer Noah Georgeson and engineer Beau Raymond, whom Amarante met during his sessions with Devendra Banhart. It was released by Rough Trade Records on November 4, 2008, and was hailed by Pitchfork Media as "one of the sweetest, most listenable, consistently enjoyable records of the season." ^[2] Their debut album was given four stars by Rolling Stone magazine and Nick Hornby^[3] voted it his favourite album of 2008.

How fucking cool is that? I don't really listen to Los Hermanos but I love the Strokes. I don't know who Noah Georgeson is but the man got a Wikipedia page so he must be something. I don't know why they name the band Little Joy but at least it's better than Little Fucker, no? And about the album, here's the track list:

1. "The Next Time Around" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:35
2. "Brand New Start" (Moretti) - 3:05
3. "Play the Part" (Amarante/Moretti/Shapiro) - 2:57
4. "No One's Better Sake" (Moretti) - 2:51
5. "Unattainable" (Moretti/Shapiro) - 2:00
6. "Shoulder to Shoulder" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:37
7. "With Strangers" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:49
8. "Keep Me in Mind" (Amarante/Moretti) - 2:22
9. "How to Hang a Warhol" (Amarante/Moretti/Shapiro) - 2:07
10. "Don't Watch Me Dancing" (Amarante/Moretti/Shapiro) - 3:33
11. "Evaporar" (Amarante) - 3:52

The songs remind me of She & Him's songs, they sound so indie. The album is mostly slow tunes, if you want to be sentimentil or shit like that, you can try some slow tunes like Shoulder to Shoulder, Don't Watch me Dancing , Play the Part, Evaporar and Unattainable. But they also got some pretty catchy tunes like The Next time around and Brand New Start. Here you will find couple songs with some Latinos lines in it (even the entire lyric of Evaporar is in Latin). One of the best song in here is Unattainable, it is also featured in Whip it! soundtrack (nice soundtrack, btw). Most songs here are basically delicious-at-ear kind of song with simple tunes and nice lyric. I'm gonna give it 4 out of 5 stars. I was actually gonna say lots about this when I first decided to post them, but suddenly my brain stop working, so yeah... that's basically what I can say about this album. (I bet this is probably like one of the worst album review you have ever read.. and I don't give any shit about that.)

Because I'm such an angel, I'm gonna include a link to download the album.

click here to download

Unnecessary News

It's been like almost a millennium since I posted something in this useless blog (Not like there's anyone who care). Since I feel it is very necessary to post something here at least twice a month, I'm gonna post a very unnecessary news, not about me nor my stupid friends but about things that happened in this world lately:

1. Introducing The Bra with solar panels to recharge ipod or iphone and built in water dispenser

2. 2 Teenagers killed their father because they were forced to walk to school

3. The most amazing before and after plastic surgery photos in the world

4. Bill Gates’ sperm sought after?

5. Kanye West is not dead...yet (but I wish he is).

Top 10 Best Use of a Song in a Film

To be honest, I didn't come out with this idea. I took it from a topic in a forum: Favorite use of a song in a film. from the website mubi.com. I'm a soundtrack collector and the soundtrack sometimes affect the my rating, take John c. Reilly's Dewey Cox for example; the movie sucks so bad, I tried to hate them movie but I just can't since they got pretty kick ass music there. enough with with crap, here are my picks, and one more thing, they are not in order because I can't really decide which one is the best.

1. Sam Whitman - Indian Love Call as heard in Mars Attack
This songs really plays a very big part in this movie, cause it is the song that is used to kill all the fugly aliens. and I happen to love the song. It's an oldies but who gives a shit, oldies are awesome.

download the song here

2. Gigliola Cinquetti - Ma L'amore no as heard in Malena
I actually don't really know who sing this song. I googled it, several names showed up but I just picked Gigliola Cinquetti cause she's the oldest one. The song itself really helps building the sad atmosphere of the movie. You can heard this song in the scene when Malena was dancing with her husband's photograph as out little Peeping Tom, Renato, watches her. I don't understand the meaning of the song since I don't speak Italian but it's just beautiful.


3. Audrey Hepburn - Moon River as heard in Breakfast at Tiffany's
Holy fuckstick! this song is one of the best song I've ever heard and it was sung by one of the best women in the world (you're a soulless monster if you hate Audrey Hepburn). This song even won the 1961 Best Song Oscar, it was written by Johnny Mercer and composed by Henry Mancini (the guy who made Pink Panther's theme).

download the song here

4. Jack Black - Let's Get it On as heard in High Fidelity
This is the perfect song to shock everyone, from the beginning Jack Black's character seems to be a perfect fat loser who is only good at making all the costumers away from the shop, but in the end once he sang this song, I was blown away. It's fucking awesome.


5. Chuck Berry - Johnny B, Goode as heard in Back to the Future I (lip-synced by Michael J. Fox)
It's everybody's fave movie, yep that's right, it's Back to the Future. I can watch this movie again and again all day long. It still looks great even till today. One of the best scene is when Michael J. Fox played Chuck Berry's song Johnny B. Goode and he rocked out like crazy, just fucking awesome. He left everybody at the prom amazed not because they like it but because they thought "what the fuck is wrong with that kid, rolling on the floor with his guitar and kicking at the amplifier?"

download the song here

6. Irene Cara - Flashdance (What a Feeling) as heard in Flashdance
Most people love that Maniac song but I prefer the last song. I wasn't impressed at first cause it started pretty slow and mellow and so was the dance but then the tempo raised and followed with Jennifer Beals' amazing dance, I just fell in love with the song. This is the perfect song to build the great climax of the movie.

download the song here

7. "Liebestod" (from Tristan und Isolde) as heard in Romeo + Juliet
a great opera song by Richard Wagner. You can hear this song when our tragic couple died side by side. They only took some part of the song' Tristan und Isolde and they took the best part of the song, the ending. it fits the movie's tragic scene perfectly.

download the song here

8. Hall and Oates - You Make my Dream as heard in (500) Days of Summer
My friend said it's a cheesy song but I fucking love it. Joseph Gordon Levitt was dancing in the only musical part of the movie. It's so much fun, that musical number has become everybody's fave scene. this I shit you not (I haven't said this sentence in a long time).

download the song here

9. Julie Delphy - a Waltz for the Night as heard in Before Sunset
Before Sunset without a doubt is a fucking masterpiece. We're like watching two philosophers talking about love and life, they are seen from the point of view of man and woman. This song is the song that is made by Celine for Jesse, it's about the the day that they spend couple years ago (as you can see in the first movie, Before Sunrise). The song is well sung and well written, we'll get back to the memory when they were together that day when we hear that song, and hoping that they'll be back together.

download the song here

10. Chieko Baisho - Sekai No Yakusoku as heard in Howl's Moving Castle
a great song to end the movie. I don't usually like Asian songs and i don't even collect them but this song is an exception. It's so beautiful and.. ahh fuck, just watch the movie and you'll understand what I mean.

download the song here

PS. I do realize that I said fucking awesome several times, I just can't find better words to express what I feel about them.. just fucking awesome.

PPS. I'm gonna update the post with the link to download the songs listed here later.