I Shit You Not: It's Almost Christmas and My Cousin Just Farted

It's almost Christmas again. Last year I made a post about my accusation of Hitler being a gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), this year I will not talk about Hitler and his gayness (again not that there'a anything wrong with gayness), I'm just going to bitch about how much I hate this year. 2011 has been a very shitty year. Why?

1. Jokes are easily killed
In the past what happened was one person made a pretty funny joke and everybody laugh at it and it lasted long. Nowadays, one person made a joke, 1 minutes later, millions of fucking cunts in Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook made the same joke every fucking second and they basically killed it instantly within couple hours. Want an example? Rebecca fucking Black. It was funny at first but then the joke became very annoying when you know that all your friends think that they are funny by saying over and over and over and over again that the seat that Rebecca Black should have taken is a seat in a car that will hit a gas station and blow up. How about this, you make another Rebecca Black joke and I stab you in the fucking eye?

2. Arctic Monkeys' released their weakest album so far
It fucking pisses me off. I need a good music, I'm so sick of all the stupid autotune and there are basically no good album this year. When I heard that the Monkeys are releasing their new album, I was so excited because I love them so much but then I listened to it and was disappointed. It's not even near their amazing first and second album. 2011 is a shitfucking year for music.

3. The news are boring
There are too many dumb politician getting too much attention from the media. That's it. That's the highlight of 2011's news.

4. Facebook's new Recent Activity toolbar made me deactivated my account
I really don't want to know any detail of what the fuck my friends are doing. Also I'm feeling very uncomfortable with they knowing what the fuck I am doing.

5. Manchester United 1-6 Manchester FUCKING Shitty
The game was held in Old Trafford, More than 60.000 fans were watching and then those cunts in blue sky shirt bombarded the Red Army's net. Some of our fans were leaving the stadium even before the game was ended, which was a very embarrassing thing to see. I was ready to hang myself but then I remember that I haven't fed my rabbit.

6. Nicolas Cage just won't stop making shitty movies
10 years ago, he was a serious actor with serious career and made serious movies with serious audience, nowadays he makes seriously retarded movies that only seriously retarded people can enjoy.

7. Zooey Deschanel is a sell out now
Which is very sad. Everytime a new New Girl episode aired, one hipster commits suicide by stabbing their heart with pencil because using knife is too mainstream.

8. Every Wiz Khallifa's fake account in Twitter
I always hate the bullfuckingshit wisdom from account like IRespectFemale or DamnItsTrue, but Wiz Khallifa's fake accounts in Twitter is something different. It's beyond annoying, it's the ancestor of annoying (this sentence doesn't make any sense at all).

7. My cousin just farted and it stinks.