It's Horror time!

That's fucking right. It's horror time! I've been spending my time watching classic horror this couple weeks, some of them are good but some of them just aren't so good.

Best Horror of the Week:

Village of the Damned

Looks like somebody forgot to turn on the red eye effect.

This movie is a pure classic horror. It started with the view of the normal life in the country and suddenly everybody fainted and the horror began. Every women who was capable of giving birth were pregnant. The kids were all blond and smarter than kids at their age. These kids are the heart of the movie, they make every scene they're in great. FYI, they made a remake of this movie in 1995, I actually watched the remake first when I was a little girl I can't really remember it but as far as I concern it's not that bad.

The Worst Horror of the Week:

Wizard of Gore

Tee hee, who wants some?

Some might call this classic, I call it stupid. It's corny as hell, even for that day's standard this is so fucking corny. I just can't stand all the stupid gore, I was not disgusted but I was just annoyed with the stupidity of the movie. The acting is worst than all those Cannibal movies that I've watched. God damn it!

God damn it, Ginger

Alright first of all, I got nothing against Ginger kid. We don't haven any ginger kid in Indonesia (well some people might have red hair but I guess it's because they're out there on the field playing their kites way too long). But this kid, this Ginger kid apparently took seriously everything in South Park. He made a bitching video about how he hate South Park.. Jesus Christ, calm the fudge down, kid. It's only a show... and it didn't take too long until Matt and Trey to make a joke about him

this is the mad Ginger Kid:


This is Ginger Cartman:

Vampire babies

I just found an article on a site, it's about the most popular baby name this year: "This Year's Top Baby Names are 'Twilight' Inspired!"

Babies born in 2009 or 2010 may have Twilight to thank for their names!

According to a report by the Social Security Administration, “Isabella” is the top name for baby girls and “Jacob” is the most popular for boys.

“Cullen” also jumped up 297 spots and was the name with the biggest jump, while “Edward” moved up 11 spots.

Ten years later, the teachers will have at least 7/8 girls in their class with the name Isabella and 10 boys with the name Jacob or Sparkling Edward...
Well, at least they're easy name to remember. Thank God, they didn't remake James Bond's Goldfinger or the top name for babies will be Pussy Galore... Imagine that.

The Horniest Song Ever

Chakachas – Jungle Fever.
That's the horniest song ever. This song is probably Chahachas' most popular song. I gotta admit, the song is great. They basically don't have lyric, we are actually listening to woman's voice as if she's having sex. But again, this is not the kind of song that you wanna play out loud so everybody can listen to it. Thank God, I own iPod. You can also find this song in Boogie Night's soundtrack list. Well, the song fits the movie perfectly.

Just Google this "Chakachas Jungle Fever Lyric" and this will come out:

http://www.justsomelyrics.com/387556/Chakachas-Jungle-Fever-Lyrics

Because I'm such an angel, I'm gonna give you link to download it:
download here

Stupid facebook status parade

I like Facebook, but not always, especially when I opened my home and found some stupid status. Those people really tempted me to click "remove as friend" button, but somehow I didn't click it cause everybody deserve second chance (or maybe third/fourth chance.. ).

Alright, stupid status here means that when you're in a deep shit or caught into something, instead of telling to the person you're having problem with/clarify your intention, you update your status continuously. For example:

the case: Jesus is annoyed with his friend Mother Theresa who acts like a pain in the ass in front of him. Instead of go straight to Mother Theresa, he keeps updating his facebook status.

Jesus: God, she's so annoying.
(5 minutes later)
Jesus: Will you stop doing that, bitch.
(3 minutes later)
Jesus: Seriously, if you keep doing that I'm gonna call your Mom.
(4 minutes later)
Jesus: That's it. I'm calling your Mom.

But again, that's only an example... Of course, Jesus doesn't have any Facebook account (but he does got lots of fan pages) and Mother Theresa would never act like that in front of Jesus. (I hope I dont enter hell for using Jesus and Mother Theresa for my example).

It's Showgirl!

I finally got to see Showgirl last night. It was actually not as bad as what the critics had said. Yeah, I guess they just did not like the fact that the movie's quarter part was full of topless women and they were busy to hide the movie so that their children wouldn't find the movie. FAIL.

First of all, I don't think the movie is really that great but all I'm saying is the movie is not that bad. In fact, it has been considered a cult movie. I couldn't agree more about that.

I'm not gonna give you any summary or shit like that, internet is so cheap nowadays, just Google this movie so you'll get full review from IMDB/any film sites.. or it'll be better if you just watch it yourself.

George Melies, my Man...

George Melies was a pure genius. He made movies even before movie-making-thing get popular. One of his popular work is A Trip to the Moon. The movie is about group of scientist's trip to the moon. They found aliens who lived there and tried to capture them (maybe it was like: Who the fuck are you people? what the fuck are you doing here? get lost or else..). They got captured but succeeded to escape. One of the most popular images still from that movie is this first picture:

Aww, fuck! that hurts.

but If I have to choose which one is my fave, it'll be Le Diable Noir. It's very funny and moreover I like it because it's simple and short.



If you're so desperate to watch it, just go to youtube. They got lots of Melies' works there.