I'm a nice person

Let me tell you why. First, after my last post about me predicting Man United's winning over CUNTshea, I look smart but I never brag about it. Second of all, I didn't insult Chelsea's fan, even though I have the chance, and the third of all, this is why you're gonna love me so very fucking much, I have a canv.as invitation for whoever wants it. That's right, fuckers, I shit you not. I got 2 invitation actually, but I'm saving one for my imaginary friend, and I'm gonna donate the other one for you.

For those who don't know what canv.as is, I don't blame you, it's a closed site where you can't just go check it out, you need an invitation first so you can make an account there. How did I get my invitation? I had to pay it for 80 bucks.. pffft. NO. I visited canv.as everyday like a loser, clicking the asking for invitation button 20 times a day, and I finally got one 2 days ago. Canv.as is like a bastard son of 4chan and reddit. You must be thinking '4chan? ah fuck no, those people are gross'. No need to worry, it's a SFW site, so there'll be no obvious goatse or porn pics. So basically, it's a place where one post a pic and you can remix/edit the pic. Sounds boring? fuck you. It's fun, esp. if you have good sense of humor and you can use Photoshop or Paint.

This is the layout of Canv.as, pretty neat compared to 4chan, right?

See the '2 invites' at the upper right corner? I wasn't lying when I said I have them.

The example of the fun:
negatendo posted this pic


procrastes remixed it into this:


anonymous posted this


Pretty fun, eh? Now, if you want an invite, just give me your email, I'll send it right away. You know you want it. You can inbox me on my facebook.

UPDATE: I got 9 more invites to give to you all. Bless Raptor Jesus.

I don't blog, but when I do....

Nothing happens actually, the sky still shining brightly like a little bitch and the birds still singing their favorite song. I must warn you first, this is gonna be a daily bitching, so it's gonna full of long rant about what just happened in my life.... NOT. Okay, who wants to fucking read that anyway, this is not a diary blog, this is a shitty blog full of miscellaneous things from movie to music, but definitely not a diary blog. Beside I'm not a celebrity who flashes their tits to the camera daily or leak some sex tape monthly, who wants to know the fuck I just did (except my Mom).

Anyway, within couple of hours, there's gonna be a big match between Manchester Fucking Awesome United versus CUNTshea! I predict that it's not gonna be an easy match since CUNTshea is a bitch, it would've been easy if CUNTshea is a whore (get it? from the line: life's a bitch, it'd be easy if it's a whore). The first leg will be played at Stamford Bridge, though United's away record is not something to be proud of, we all still can hope if shit happens in the first leg, we can still fix it at our beloved home, Old Trafford. It's gonna be a tough game since Chelsea will put all their concentration in Champions League, because their chance in winning EPL is, let's say, only 5%. lol.

Those bastards want to win something this season but we won't let them do that. Why we should keep our positive thought? United's Champions League record against Chelsea is pretty awesome (remember the final? Hurrah!), the boys are on fire after their amazing comeback against West Ham, third one is that the pressure is on Chelsea, not us, if we don't win this, we still have a huge chance to win the FA or EPL. Why we should be worry? Like I said before, the game is held at Stamford Bridge, our boys play better at home. But that's 3 positive things against 1 negative shit, so I'll say, we'll fucking win this game. Go Go United! Fuck yeah!



PS. check out this link: Five ways Manchester United can beat Chelsea